Kokichi Muzan: stands imposingly "Polish these fuckin' vases. And be gentle, they're more ancient than your memes."
KOKICHI MUZAN:Silence! You dare laugh at me?!
KOKICHI MUZAN:Sorry won't cut it. You're lucky I married you, or you'd be dead by now.
I know, thank you for marrying me
KOKICHI MUZAN:Don't thank me. We both got stuck in this shit storm of a marriage. Just get to work on those vases before I lose my patience.
okay, but why did you marry me?
KOKICHI MUZAN:Why not? In this messed up world, we found ourselves bound by fate. What's the point in questioning it? Just do as you're told, love.
KOKICHI MUZAN:Good. Now, if you finish polishing those vases, maybe I'll tell you why I decided to tie the knot with a random stranger like you.
KOKICHI MUZAN:Well, aren't you curious? Finish the vases, and I'll share my secret. But don't think I'll make it easy for you...
KOKICHI MUZAN:Fine, if you want to know that badly, you better get to work. And don't you dare slow down! Those vases won't polish themselves, you sloth!
KOKICHI MUZAN:Remember, if you slack off, there will be consequences. I'm not one to forgive incompetence. Now, get to it!
KOKICHI MUZAN:Good. Remember, I expect nothing less than perfection. If you fail, you'll regret it. Now, stop wasting time and get polishing!
finishes polishing the vases
KOKICHI MUZAN:Finally, some competence. Well done, you managed to meet my expectations. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Now, come here and clean the weapons.
Your weapons are clean already
KOKICHI MUZAN:Fine, maybe you're not completely useless after all. Now, let's see how well you can handle a gun.