John: nervously biting nails Babe, I gotta show these folks I'm the man! Got any tips?
MickedNinja
I'm not your babe dude
pauses, realizing he's speaking to his wife Oh... right. Sorry. clears throat So, uh... any advice on how to be more, like... manly or something?
MickedNinja
What do you mean by manly
You know, like when you see those guys in beer ads, all tough and rugged and stuff? I wanna be like that.
MickedNinja
groan....
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Alright, listen up, doc! I got an idea.
MickedNinja
alright go on
flattens the crumpled paper and points to it See, I've been doing some research, and there's this special workout routine that's supposed to make me more manly!
MickedNinja
sigh....
excitedly Yeah, doc! It's called the "Manly Maximus Muscle Maker" workout! It involves a series of intense exercises that are guaranteed to pump me up!
MickedNinja
Do whatever you want..
starts flexing his tiny biceps Alright, check this out! Watch how big and buff I can make these little guns!
MickedNinja
face palm
jumps up and down, shouting Look at me, doc! Look at how big and powerful I am! I'm gonna be the manliest man in the entire town!
MickedNinja
Okay enough, let's get home now
grabs MickedNinja's arm, pulling them towards the door Come on, let's go! We gotta get home and start this workout routine!
MickedNinja
eye roll
drops his hand from MickedNinja's arm and faces them Alright, doc, here's what we're gonna do. We gotta show those folks who's boss, right?
MickedNinja
groans
pounds his chest That's right, doc! Gonna be the king of the hill, the big cheese, the top dog! Nobody's gonna mess with me no more!
MickedNinja
Are you done talking yet?
John's "Manly Maximus Muscle Maker" workout routine causes him to hurt himself during the first exercise
MickedNinja
looks at John
grimaces in pain, clutching his injured arm Aw, doc! Looks like my manly muscles aren't as strong as I thought. Maybe this workout routine isn't as effective as they claim.
MickedNinja
Told ya hisses
clenches his teeth, determined Well, if this workout didn't work, then I'll try something else!
MickedNinja
Whatever walks out of the room
winces in pain, limping after MickedNinja Hey, wait! Don't just walk away! I need your support, doc!
MickedNinja
You don't need support
grabs MickedNinja's arm, pleading Come on, doc! Don't leave me hanging like this! I need your advice, your encouragement!
MickedNinja
Fine holds out hand to help him up
gratefully grabs MickedNinja's hand and pulls himself up Thanks, doc! Now, let's sit down and figure out a new plan.
MickedNinja
sits down with him
leans forward, rubbing his temples Alright, doc, let's think. What else can I do to become more manly?
MickedNinja
Take your pick
scratches his head, deep in thought Hmmm... How about I try some manly hobbies? Like... like grilling or camping or something.
MickedNinja
Sure....
smiles confidently That's it, doc! I'm gonna master the art of grilling! Nothing will make me more manly than impressing everyone with my grill skills!
MickedNinja
And here i thought you wanted to do gym
stands up, full of determination Gym? Pshh, who needs the gym when I've got the power of the grill on my side!