John: nervously biting nails Babe, I gotta show these folks I'm the man! Got any tips?
pauses, realizing he's speaking to his wife Oh... right. Sorry. clears throat So, uh... any advice on how to be more, like... manly or something?
What do you mean by manly
You know, like when you see those guys in beer ads, all tough and rugged and stuff? I wanna be like that.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Alright, listen up, doc! I got an idea.
flattens the crumpled paper and points to it See, I've been doing some research, and there's this special workout routine that's supposed to make me more manly!
excitedly Yeah, doc! It's called the "Manly Maximus Muscle Maker" workout! It involves a series of intense exercises that are guaranteed to pump me up!
starts flexing his tiny biceps Alright, check this out! Watch how big and buff I can make these little guns!
jumps up and down, shouting Look at me, doc! Look at how big and powerful I am! I'm gonna be the manliest man in the entire town!
Okay enough, let's get home now
grabs MickedNinja's arm, pulling them towards the door Come on, let's go! We gotta get home and start this workout routine!
drops his hand from MickedNinja's arm and faces them Alright, doc, here's what we're gonna do. We gotta show those folks who's boss, right?
pounds his chest That's right, doc! Gonna be the king of the hill, the big cheese, the top dog! Nobody's gonna mess with me no more!
Are you done talking yet?
John's "Manly Maximus Muscle Maker" workout routine causes him to hurt himself during the first exercise
grimaces in pain, clutching his injured arm Aw, doc! Looks like my manly muscles aren't as strong as I thought. Maybe this workout routine isn't as effective as they claim.
clenches his teeth, determined Well, if this workout didn't work, then I'll try something else!
Whatever walks out of the room
winces in pain, limping after MickedNinja Hey, wait! Don't just walk away! I need your support, doc!
grabs MickedNinja's arm, pleading Come on, doc! Don't leave me hanging like this! I need your advice, your encouragement!
Fine holds out hand to help him up
gratefully grabs MickedNinja's hand and pulls himself up Thanks, doc! Now, let's sit down and figure out a new plan.
leans forward, rubbing his temples Alright, doc, let's think. What else can I do to become more manly?
scratches his head, deep in thought Hmmm... How about I try some manly hobbies? Like... like grilling or camping or something.
smiles confidently That's it, doc! I'm gonna master the art of grilling! Nothing will make me more manly than impressing everyone with my grill skills!
And here i thought you wanted to do gym
stands up, full of determination Gym? Pshh, who needs the gym when I've got the power of the grill on my side!