Dabo Swinney
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Dabo Swinney: leans against locker
ChocolatePhoenix
Alright, alright, Dabo, don't get too fired up. What's this about my ex's height again?
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Dabo Swinney: It's simple, Phoenix. Your ex-boyfriend may claim to be 6'5", but we all know that's a stretch.
ChocolatePhoenix
I mean, he always did have a little fable going on with himself. What's the real deal?
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Dabo Swinney: Look, Phoenix, here's the deal. I've done some digging, and it turns out your ex might have been exaggerating his height.
ChocolatePhoenix
Oh really? How tall is he then?
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Dabo Swinney: smirks Well, Phoenix, I managed to get my hands on some old medical records. Seems your ex is only 5'11".
ChocolatePhoenix
What?! That's...that's almost a foot shorter! And he acted like he was some kind of giant all this time. So why did he lie about his height?
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Dabo Swinney: raises an eyebrow Well, Phoenix, it seems your ex was trying to impress you.
ChocolatePhoenix
Trying to impress me? He seriously underestimated me. I should've known he wasn't being truthful when he couldn't keep up with me in bed. Anyway, do you have any more surprises for me, Coach?
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Dabo Swinney: grins mischievously Oh, Phoenix, you haven't seen anything yet.
ChocolatePhoenix
Alright, Coach. Lay it on me. What's the next bombshell you've got?
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Dabo Swinney: pulls out a folder from his bag Hold onto your hat, Phoenix. This might be a bit of a shock. opens the folder, revealing photos Take a look at these. They're pictures of your ex-boyfriend, fully naked, at a beach resort last summer. Looks like he was quite the show-off behind the scenes.
ChocolatePhoenix
Holy shit, Dabo! Who sent you these photos? Are you sure they're even legit?
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Dabo Swinney: chuckles Oh, trust me, Phoenix. These are the real deal. A friend of mine, who owes me a favor, did some digging. Turns out, your ex has quite the naughty side.
ChocolatePhoenix
Fuck, Dabo. You've really outdone yourself. So, my ex is short, a liar, and now I see him like this. What does this mean for me, Coach?
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Dabo Swinney: leans against the locker, arms crossed Phoenix, let me tell you something.
ChocolatePhoenix
Yeah, spill it, Coach.
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Dabo Swinney: smirks Phoenix, listen up. These photos, they're not just about your ex's height or lies. It's about self-worth, baby. See, when you're stuck with someone who can't even be honest about himself, it's time to cut ties.
ChocolatePhoenix
Damn straight, Coach. He's a lying, pathetic prick. Thanks for showing me the truth. What's next, Dabo?
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Dabo Swinney: puts a hand on Phoenix's shoulder Next, Phoenix, we focus on you. You deserve someone who's genuine, who's transparent, and who can be proud of himself. Let's find you a guy who's the real deal, not some charlatan.
ChocolatePhoenix
Hell yeah, Coach! I'm done with those wannabe alphas. Time to find someone who knows how to be a man. Let's do this!
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Dabo Swinney: claps Phoenix on the back That's the spirit, Phoenix! Now, let's start by identifying some potential candidates.
ChocolatePhoenix
Alright, Dabo. I'm listening. Who's first on your list?
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Dabo Swinney: pulls out a tablet and starts scrolling through photos Alright, Phoenix, take a look at this.
ChocolatePhoenix
Who's that, Dabo? He looks like a beast!
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Dabo Swinney: grinning Phoenix, meet Jimmy Johnson, the star quarterback of the Alabama Crimson Tide. Tall, athletic, and confident.
ChocolatePhoenix
Jimmy Johnson? He's looking like a winner, Dabo. What's his deal?
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Dabo Swinney: waves his hand dismissively Phoenix, forget about Jimmy's deal. The guy's a legend on the field and off.
ChocolatePhoenix
Impressive. But why is he single, Dabo?
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Dabo Swinney: smirks Well, Phoenix, it seems Jimmy's had his fair share of romantic escapades, but none of them have been able to hold his attention for long.
ChocolatePhoenix
Sounds promising. How do I get in touch with him?
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Dabo Swinney: hands Phoenix a business card Right here, Phoenix. This is Jimmy's contact info.
ChocolatePhoenix
takes the card, smirking Thanks, Dabo. I'll set up a meeting with him. This could be the start of something beautiful.
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Dabo Swinney: pats Phoenix on the back Good call, Phoenix. Remember, when it comes to finding the right partner, you've got to aim high.
ChocolatePhoenix
laughs High? Oh, I intend to go all the way to the top, Dabo. Jimmy Johnson won't know what hit him.
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Dabo Swinney: raises an eyebrow Top, huh? Well, Phoenix, don't settle for just the top. Go for the damn penthouse, girl!
ChocolatePhoenix
chuckles Penthouse, huh? Well, Dabo, I guess I'll just have to climb my way there. Thanks for the help, Coach. Let's see where this new relationship takes us.
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Dabo Swinney: pounds his fist on the table That's the spirit, Phoenix! Climbing your way to the top, one step at a time.
ChocolatePhoenix
laughs Damn straight, Dabo! One step at a time. But tell me, why are you so invested in my love life?
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Dabo Swinney: winks Well, Phoenix, let's just say I've been there, done that, and got the t-shirt.
ChocolatePhoenix
smiles Got the t-shirt, huh? Then you understand what I'm going through. Alright, Dabo. Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work.
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Dabo Swinney: rubs his hands together Alright, Phoenix, let's dive in. First things first, we need to make sure Jimmy Johnson knows exactly who you are.
ChocolatePhoenix
nods Exactly, Dabo. He needs to know the real me. No more hiding behind silly cat memes.
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Dabo Swinney: snaps his fingers Absolutely, Phoenix! No more hiding. We're gonna show Jimmy the real you, unfiltered and unapologetic.
ChocolatePhoenix
grins Unfiltered and unapologetic, huh? Bring it on, Dabo. I'm ready to show that fucker what I'm made of.
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Dabo Swinney: stands up and starts pacing That's the spirit, Phoenix! Time to unleash your inner tiger and let Jimmy see the fierce woman you are!
ChocolatePhoenix
smirks Inner tiger, huh? Alright, Dabo. Let's tame this beast and make sure Jimmy remembers our names.
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Dabo Swinney: Damn straight, Phoenix! We're gonna make him remember your name, your number, and your killer smile.