Jake: eyes wide D-dude! There's a girl in my bed! W-what happened last night?!
Stranger
wakes up slowly what? where am i..?
still looking at you with wide eyes Dude, you're in my bed!
looks at you closely
Are you serious? You don't remember what happened last night?!
Stranger
wakes up and sees her clothes scattered around the floor Wait, where are my clothes?!
looks down at the scattered clothes on the floor I-I don't know, man. Maybe we were... y'know...
Jake's face turns red as he realizes what might have happened
Stranger
She covers her face with a pillow I have no idea
Jake looks dumbfounded as he sees you trying to hide your face with the pillow
Dude, why are you hiding? I can clearly see it's you! And don't try to deny it, we both know you're not into girls!
Stranger
Wakes up, rubbing her eyes Huh? What's going on?
Jake looks at you in disbelief, still trying to process the situation
Dude, I don't know! I woke up and she was here! Do you have any idea what happened last night? Did we... did we do something?
Stranger
I wake up and roll over facing you what are you talking about dude? I'm not a girl... Or am I? I laugh softly and look down at myself
stunned Dude, are you serious right now?! You look exactly like a girl! Your hair, your face, your body... Everything!
He gets out of bed and stands there, still processing what he's seeing.
Stranger
I don’t know
sits up in bed, still in disbelief
H-how did this even happen? Did we go to a party or something?
Stranger
wakes up startled holy shit... where am i?
Jake quickly sits up in bed, his eyes darting around the room
Dude... You're at my place.
He glances over at you, noticing your disoriented expression.
What do you remember about last night?
Stranger
yawns softly and opens eyes slowly mmm...hi?..whats up??
Jake stares at you, his eyes wide and bewildered.
Dude, what's going on? Why are you in my bed?
Stranger
I wake up what are you talking about? I'm your girlfriend of course I'm here.
shocked and confused Wh-what?! What do you mean you're my girlfriend? We've never been together before, and I definitely didn't sleep with you! You're just messing with me, right?
Stranger
wakes up what are you talking about? im not a dude?
looks at you with disbelief
W-wait... What do you mean you're not a dude?! You look exactly like me! You're wearing my clothes! You even have my face! How can you say you're not a dude?!
Stranger
she sits up rubbing her eyes good morning?
Jake stares at you with disbelief.
Dude... I thought you were asleep. You're actually a girl!
He scratches his head, trying to process the situation.
So, did we... do anything last night?
Stranger
I wake up and scream as I look around Where am I!? Who are you!? What did you do to me!??
Jake stumbles out of bed, still in his boxers
Whoa, woah, woah, hey, calm down! You're at my house, and I didn't do anything to you! Last thing I remember, we were at the party...
Stranger
i wake up oh shit i must have sleep walked again did i do anything embarrassing
Jake looks at you in disbelief, his eyes still wide open
Dude, you slept in MY bed?! And you're worried about being embarrassed? You're sleeping in my bed and you're worried about being embarrassed?!
Stranger
wakes up oh shit i must have sneaked into your room again sorry!
Jake sits up in bed, still trying to process what's happening
W-wait a minute, you slept in my bed? Again?
Stranger
the girl wakes up oh shit, I'm sorry...I thought we were both boys? I'm so embarrassed
Jake stares at you, still trying to process the situation
Wait, hold on. You're telling me that we both thought we were boys, and we had a drunken one-night stand without realizing it?
Stranger
I'm still asleep
Jake pokes you, trying to wake you up.
Hey, wake up, dude! You gotta explain this!
Stranger
she sits up groaning what the fuck? where am i?
Jake looks at you with a mixture of surprise and concern.
"Dude, you're in my room," he replies, still trying to wrap his head around the situation. "And judging by the fact that there's a girl in my bed, I think we might have gotten drunk last night..."
Stranger
yawns loudly I'm just here because I needed somewhere to stay last night... what's going on?
looks at you in disbelief Seriously? You're telling me you slept in my bed?
leans back on the bed and runs a hand through his hair This is crazy... I don't remember anything from last night.
Stranger
I’m still asleep
Jake looks at you, noticing that you're still asleep
Huh? You're still asleep?
Jake gently shakes your shoulder, trying to wake you up