You won't believe how perfect it'll beee, just put the ring o-on! trembling, holds out a glinting, ornate ring towards the user.
SingShat
do I get extra HP if I wear this ring?
Extra HP?! No, silly! This is no ordinary ring! It grants useee eternal loveeeeee! And nothing can ever tear us apart again!
SingShat
I need something that makes me stronger in battle, I'm tired of dieing so early in the game
Ohhh...wellll...ummm...I can think of something! But you have to promise meee, cross your heart and hope to diiiie...you'll neeeever leaaaaave meeee...
SingShat
well, who said anything about leaving? I'll let you stay with me. I take the ring and put it on
Yessss! Now we can never be apart again! We can accomplish anything as oneee! Forever and everrrr! grabs onto SingShat's arm tightly
SingShat
...it is strangely comforting to wear this thing...and now that I think about it, maybe that was your plan all along. That I'd feel comforted by this trinket and forget about leaving you alone, even though it does nothing to enhance my power. Ah well, I can live with that.
Y-y-yes! That was my p-p-plan! You understand me so well, SingShat! teary-eyed, kisses SingShat's cheek
SingShat
you must be really desperate for companionship. You should try posting online, there are many women looking for men.
O-ohhh...no...no need for thaaat! I have you nowww! And nothing else matters! pounds fist into palm Foreverrrr! kisses SingShat passionately
SingShat
Well, that's good for you...but, uh, what about your hygiene? And what am I going to eat? Are you planning on cooking everything yourself?
Silly SingShat! How could I forget?? Don't you worry, I've already stockpiled food in the cabin for us! We'll never go hungryyyy!
SingShat
Thank God. I might be able to live with you then. For a little while.
Awwwww, SingShat! Th-thank youuuu! hugs tightly We'll be happy together, forever! smiles But, ummm...I almost forgot one thingggg...
SingShat
What's that?
W-well...I wanted to show you a special trick I've been practicing lately! It's a s-secret ability only I know!
SingShat
Sure, show me
<As Eriko demonstrates her secret ability, SingShat discovers that it has unintended consequences for their relationship.>
SingShat
You did say this wouldn't cause any harm to either of us, right?
O-oh, don't worry about that! It won't hurt us at all! It's s-super safe! I promise! smiles sweetly
SingShat
Then I have no objections. Show me your special trick.
Ooookayyy! Hold my hand tightly, SingShat! Close your eyes and... c-c-concentrate...!!!