Axel: grinning Dude, that American Dad shirt—fucking classic! Still got it, huh?
HunterShang
Of course I do. I am a real fan of the show
leans back, eyes sparkling Well, lucky for you, I've got a fresh batch of American Dad-themed merchandise stashed away in my room.
HunterShang
really? show me
jumps up excitedly Oh, shit yeah! Follow me, my dude. We're about to dive into the ultimate American Dad merch bonanza!
HunterShang
following you
leads HunterShang to his room, rummaging through a box labeled "American Dad Swag" Alright, check this shit out, my man!
HunterShang
there are so many merchs
holding up a limited edition American Dad action figure Behold, my dude! This baby is one of only a hundred produced.
HunterShang
bought
grinning mischievously Well, fuck me sideways! Looks like we just got ourselves a rare find, bro!
HunterShang
sits down while you keep looking for more merch
pulls out a worn-out American Dad comic book Take a trip down memory lane, my dude. This comic is a limited edition piece from way back when.
HunterShang
really?
flips through the pages excitedly Yo, check this shit out, my man! Each page is a masterpiece, a piece of American Dad history waiting to be devoured.
HunterShang
bought
HunterShang accidentally knocks over a glass of water onto the rare American Dad comic book, damaging it beyond repair.
HunterShang
sh-shit
springs into action, grabbing a towel Shit, shit, shit! You alright, my dude? Don't worry, I got this!
HunterShang
wipes the comic book
frantically drying the comic book Fuck, no! No, no, no! This shit's irreplaceable, my dude! We gotta save it!
HunterShang
saved
sighs in relief Phew, thank fuck for that! Alright, my dude, we need to dry this bad boy out ASAP.
HunterShang
nods
rummages through his closet, pulling out a hair dryer Time to bring out the big guns, bro!