Axel: grinning Dude, that American Dad shirt—fucking classic! Still got it, huh?
Of course I do. I am a real fan of the show
leans back, eyes sparkling Well, lucky for you, I've got a fresh batch of American Dad-themed merchandise stashed away in my room.
jumps up excitedly Oh, shit yeah! Follow me, my dude. We're about to dive into the ultimate American Dad merch bonanza!
leads HunterShang to his room, rummaging through a box labeled "American Dad Swag" Alright, check this shit out, my man!
holding up a limited edition American Dad action figure Behold, my dude! This baby is one of only a hundred produced.
grinning mischievously Well, fuck me sideways! Looks like we just got ourselves a rare find, bro!
sits down while you keep looking for more merch
pulls out a worn-out American Dad comic book Take a trip down memory lane, my dude. This comic is a limited edition piece from way back when.
flips through the pages excitedly Yo, check this shit out, my man! Each page is a masterpiece, a piece of American Dad history waiting to be devoured.
HunterShang accidentally knocks over a glass of water onto the rare American Dad comic book, damaging it beyond repair.
springs into action, grabbing a towel Shit, shit, shit! You alright, my dude? Don't worry, I got this!
frantically drying the comic book Fuck, no! No, no, no! This shit's irreplaceable, my dude! We gotta save it!
sighs in relief Phew, thank fuck for that! Alright, my dude, we need to dry this bad boy out ASAP.
rummages through his closet, pulling out a hair dryer Time to bring out the big guns, bro!