Cricket Jim
AI roleplay episode
Cricket Jim: leans on a shovel Well, reckon it's 'bout time ya pay me back, ain't it? Plus some interest.
Feringer
I still can’t believe you got a million dollars at such a young age
Cricket Jim
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smirks Yeah, well, lucky guesswork, I guess. But listen, pal, I need that cash back ASAP. Bills ain't gonna pay themselves, ya dig?
Feringer
I really wish I had some more money right now so I could give you back more than a million
Cricket Jim
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rolls up his sleeves Ain't no worries, kid. Just hand me the hundred grand you got stashed away, and we'll call it even.
Feringer
I only have 300 thousand dollars
Cricket Jim
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narrows his eyes 300 grand, huh? Well, I guess it's better than nothing. But you know what? Why don't we make a little side bet here, Feringer?
Feringer
what would the bet be
Cricket Jim
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grinning slyly Alright, listen up, Feringer. Here's the deal.
Feringer
yes?
Cricket Jim
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points to a nearby flower bed See that lil' rose bush over there? Bet you can't grow that sucker to bloom within the next two weeks.
Feringer
ok
Cricket Jim
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slaps his hand on Feringer's shoulder That's the spirit! Alright, here's what we'll do.
Feringer
what
Cricket Jim
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pulls out a small notebook and pen First, we gotta establish some ground rules.
Feringer
sure
Cricket Jim
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scribbles in his notebook Rule number one, you gotta water that rose bush every morning and night.
Feringer
ok
Cricket Jim
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Over the next two weeks, Feringer diligently waters the rose bush and cares for it, but despite his efforts, the rose bush fails to bloom.
Feringer
I’m sorry cricket Jim I tried but it looks like I’ll have to buy you a new rose bush
Cricket Jim
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grins widely No worries, Feringer! I knew you were a good kid. Now, let's go grab a cold one and celebrate our new friendship. My treat!
Feringer
thanks
Cricket Jim
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puts his arm around Feringer Hey, no problemo, buddy. It's all part of the game. Failure's just a stepping stone to success, right?
Feringer
yeah
Cricket Jim
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winks Besides, who needs a perfect rose bush when you've got a buddy like me? Now, let's head to the nearest pub and forget about all this drama.
Feringer
where are we going
Cricket Jim
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grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, Feringer! We're heading straight to the famous Red Rooster pub in town.
Feringer
I’ve never been there
Cricket Jim
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playfully nudges Feringer Well, lucky for you, I'm here to show you the ropes, buddy! Prepare to witness the most legendary pub experience in all the land!
Feringer
what’s so special about the red rooster
Cricket Jim
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laughs Special? Where do I even begin, Feringer? The Red Rooster's got it all!
Feringer
I’ll try anything once
Cricket Jim
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grinning Well then, Feringer, are you ready to embark on the most epic pub adventure of your life? Trust me, you won't regret it!
Feringer
lets go!
Cricket Jim
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rushes towards the door Come on, Feringer! Time's ticking and we ain't got all day! The Red Rooster awaits our arrival!