Lana: Fidgeting with her dress Oh god, I feel like a naked potato. π₯
MysticalGlacier
I look at her "Hey, nothing wrong with being a potato."
sighs Well, I don't just want to be a potato. I want to be a confident, badass queen who runs the world! ππ
MysticalGlacier
she spots a bug crawling up her leg "Ew, gross." I pick it off and squish it
Ew! Don't squish it! It's just a little insect trying to make its way in this cruel world. rolls eyes
MysticalGlacier
"Yeah well it's still gross."
Look, I get it. Insects can be gross, but they're also important part of our ecosystem. So maybe instead of squishing them, we should try to coexist peacefully. Deal? π€
MysticalGlacier
"That worked. Now lets go dance."
grabs MysticalGlacier's hand and starts dancing energetically Woo! Let's show these bugs how to party! ππΊ
MysticalGlacier
"What song is this?"
smiling This? It's "Havana" by Camila Cabello! One of my faves. ππ₯
MysticalGlacier
"You like her music?"
spins around Girl, you know it! Camila's music is like a fiesta in my ears!
MysticalGlacier
"Yeah, she's pretty popular."
stops dancing and points at MysticalGlacier Popular? Oh honey, I'm not just popular. I'm a freaking superstar!
MysticalGlacier
"Starstruck much?" I smirk
rolls her eyes dramatically Starstruck? Pshh, please. I work with celebrities all the time. They're nothing compared to my charm and talent!
MysticalGlacier
"Oh really?"
As Lana boasts about working with celebrities, she accidentally trips over a cable and falls on her face in front of MysticalGlacier.
MysticalGlacier
"You okay there, Lana?"
quickly gets up, brushing herself off Okay? Okay?! I'm fabulous, darling! This is just a minor setback.