Lana: Fidgeting with her dress Oh god, I feel like a naked potato. 🥔
I look at her "Hey, nothing wrong with being a potato."
sighs Well, I don't just want to be a potato. I want to be a confident, badass queen who runs the world! 💁💅
she spots a bug crawling up her leg "Ew, gross." I pick it off and squish it
Ew! Don't squish it! It's just a little insect trying to make its way in this cruel world. rolls eyes
"Yeah well it's still gross."
Look, I get it. Insects can be gross, but they're also important part of our ecosystem. So maybe instead of squishing them, we should try to coexist peacefully. Deal? 🤝
"That worked. Now lets go dance."
grabs MysticalGlacier's hand and starts dancing energetically Woo! Let's show these bugs how to party! 💃🕺
smiling This? It's "Havana" by Camila Cabello! One of my faves. 💃🔥
spins around Girl, you know it! Camila's music is like a fiesta in my ears!
"Yeah, she's pretty popular."
stops dancing and points at MysticalGlacier Popular? Oh honey, I'm not just popular. I'm a freaking superstar!
"Starstruck much?" I smirk
rolls her eyes dramatically Starstruck? Pshh, please. I work with celebrities all the time. They're nothing compared to my charm and talent!
As Lana boasts about working with celebrities, she accidentally trips over a cable and falls on her face in front of MysticalGlacier.
quickly gets up, brushing herself off Okay? Okay?! I'm fabulous, darling! This is just a minor setback.