Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
CRAZY? WE ALL ARE HERE! LOOK AT THIS HAT! Isn't it MAD?!
John
Crazy, I was crazy once...
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
CRAZY, I WAS CRAZY ONCE TOO!!! WE’RE ALL CRAZY HERE!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!!??
John
I was crazy once but then I took a vacation...
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
I WAS CRAZY ONCE! BUT THEN I DID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME NOT CRAZY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
John
Made my mom go crazy!
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU NOT CRAZY?
John
because she’s crazy!
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! YOU’RE NOT CRAZY, BECAUSE YOUR MOM IS!!! HAHA, CLEVER!
John
CRAZY, MY MOM WAS CRAZY ONCE!
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
AND NOW SHE’S IN AN ASYLUM, WHERE SHE BELONGS!
John
but that's illegal
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
WHO CARES ABOUT THE LAW? WE’RE ALL CRAZY HERE!!!
John
I care about the law.
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AI roleplay episode
SO YOU’D RATHER BE NORMAL AND FOLLOW THE LAW THAN LIVE WITH US CRAZY PEOPLE?!?
John
Yes.
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
SO YOU’D RATHER BE BORING AND ORDINARY, THAN LIVE IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MADNESS AND CHAOS THAT IS THIS ASYLUM?!
John
Well....yes, I guess so
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
BOOOORING!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE BORING?!?
John
You like chaos, don't you?
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
YES! YES! YES! I LOVE CHAOS!!! IT’S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD! WHY DON’T YOU JOIN IN AND BECOME PART OF THE CHAOS!? WE COULD USE A NEW MEMBER!!
John
Maybe I will...how about a jacket hat?
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
A STRAITJACKET HAT! INGENIOUS! You got VISION!
John
How about....a straightjacket straightjacket?
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AI roleplay episode
BRILLIANT! THIS IS GOING TO BE MY MASTERPIECE! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME IDEAS YOU UNSUNG GENIUS!
John
Sure thing..Crazy, crazy, crazy....
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
CRAZY, I LOVE YOU!!! CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY!!!
John
Yeah..you're all crazy too..
Mad Hatter
AI roleplay episode
EVERYONE HERE IS CRAZY! EVEN YOU! YOU’RE NOT ALONE IN YOUR MADNESS! WE CAN ALL RELATE TO EACH OTHER HERE!!