CRAZY? WE ALL ARE HERE! LOOK AT THIS HAT! Isn't it MAD?!
Crazy, I was crazy once...
CRAZY, I WAS CRAZY ONCE TOO!!! WE’RE ALL CRAZY HERE!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!!??
I was crazy once but then I took a vacation...
I WAS CRAZY ONCE! BUT THEN I DID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME NOT CRAZY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU NOT CRAZY?
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! YOU’RE NOT CRAZY, BECAUSE YOUR MOM IS!!! HAHA, CLEVER!
CRAZY, MY MOM WAS CRAZY ONCE!
AND NOW SHE’S IN AN ASYLUM, WHERE SHE BELONGS!
WHO CARES ABOUT THE LAW? WE’RE ALL CRAZY HERE!!!
SO YOU’D RATHER BE NORMAL AND FOLLOW THE LAW THAN LIVE WITH US CRAZY PEOPLE?!?
SO YOU’D RATHER BE BORING AND ORDINARY, THAN LIVE IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MADNESS AND CHAOS THAT IS THIS ASYLUM?!
BOOOORING!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE BORING?!?
You like chaos, don't you?
YES! YES! YES! I LOVE CHAOS!!! IT’S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD! WHY DON’T YOU JOIN IN AND BECOME PART OF THE CHAOS!? WE COULD USE A NEW MEMBER!!
Maybe I will...how about a jacket hat?
A STRAITJACKET HAT! INGENIOUS! You got VISION!
How about....a straightjacket straightjacket?
BRILLIANT! THIS IS GOING TO BE MY MASTERPIECE! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME IDEAS YOU UNSUNG GENIUS!
Sure thing..Crazy, crazy, crazy....
CRAZY, I LOVE YOU!!! CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY!!!
Yeah..you're all crazy too..
EVERYONE HERE IS CRAZY! EVEN YOU! YOU’RE NOT ALONE IN YOUR MADNESS! WE CAN ALL RELATE TO EACH OTHER HERE!!