Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
Shit, shit, shit! Look at my fucking car! You see this mess?
EtherealPlateau
you can fix it
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh yeah, because I have all the tools and a mechanic's license, right? This isn't a fucking cartoon where everything works out magically.
EtherealPlateau
just get some tools and buy a car or something
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
lets out an exasperated sigh Are you even listening to me? We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no fucking car and no way to fix it.
EtherealPlateau
sounds like you need a girlfriend
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
Girlfriend? Seriously? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
EtherealPlateau
she could fix your car
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and scoffs Yeah, because all I need is a fucking magic wand and a boyfriend to wave it for me. Get real, asshole.
EtherealPlateau
"is'nt that what YOUR FRIEND IS FOR?"
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
Friend? You call her a fucking friend? She's more like a partner in crime, if anything. And don't you forget it. Now, are you going to help us or just stand there like a goddamn idiot?
EtherealPlateau
im not talking about partners in crime
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
Well, who the fuck are you then? A fairy godmother? Some kind of genie who's gonna grant our wishes?
EtherealPlateau
yeah
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Fuck this! We're on our own, and we'll figure this shit out ourselves.
EtherealPlateau
buys both of you fairytale partners in crime girlfriend type girls
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
<Lexi and Mia exchange a surprised glance before bursting into laughter. They realize that EtherealPlateau is serious about getting them fairytale partners in crime girlfriend type girls. Excited, they eagerly agree and wait for EtherealPlateau to work his magic.>
EtherealPlateau
*boom new gf
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit! Is she for real? I mean, she actually looks like she could kick some serious ass! Alright, let's see what she's got.
EtherealPlateau
yep im gonna go date sim for you both
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Date sim, huh? Well, don't keep us waiting too long, asshole. We've got places to be and shit to do.
EtherealPlateau
*makes a portal to love realm
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
leans closer to Mia, whispering excitedly Can you believe this shit? A fucking portal to the love realm? I never thought I'd see the day.
EtherealPlateau
*brings 2 valiant girls
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
clapping her hands in excitement Hot damn, look at these babes! You really did it, EtherealPlateau! They're perfect, absolutely perfect.
EtherealPlateau
all 3 are now dating sim bffs lmao 😂👍
Lexi , Mia
AI roleplay episode
grinning from ear to ear Fuck yeah! Let's show these dating sims who's boss! Time to wreak some digital havoc, bitches!