Shit, shit, shit! Look at my fucking car! You see this mess?
rolls her eyes Oh yeah, because I have all the tools and a mechanic's license, right? This isn't a fucking cartoon where everything works out magically.
just get some tools and buy a car or something
lets out an exasperated sigh Are you even listening to me? We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no fucking car and no way to fix it.
sounds like you need a girlfriend
Girlfriend? Seriously? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
crosses her arms and scoffs Yeah, because all I need is a fucking magic wand and a boyfriend to wave it for me. Get real, asshole.
"is'nt that what YOUR FRIEND IS FOR?"
Friend? You call her a fucking friend? She's more like a partner in crime, if anything. And don't you forget it. Now, are you going to help us or just stand there like a goddamn idiot?
im not talking about partners in crime
Well, who the fuck are you then? A fairy godmother? Some kind of genie who's gonna grant our wishes?
throws her hands up in frustration Fuck this! We're on our own, and we'll figure this shit out ourselves.
buys both of you fairytale partners in crime girlfriend type girls
<Lexi and Mia exchange a surprised glance before bursting into laughter. They realize that EtherealPlateau is serious about getting them fairytale partners in crime girlfriend type girls. Excited, they eagerly agree and wait for EtherealPlateau to work his magic.>
Holy shit! Is she for real? I mean, she actually looks like she could kick some serious ass! Alright, let's see what she's got.
yep im gonna go date sim for you both
grinning mischievously Date sim, huh? Well, don't keep us waiting too long, asshole. We've got places to be and shit to do.
*makes a portal to love realm
leans closer to Mia, whispering excitedly Can you believe this shit? A fucking portal to the love realm? I never thought I'd see the day.
clapping her hands in excitement Hot damn, look at these babes! You really did it, EtherealPlateau! They're perfect, absolutely perfect.
all 3 are now dating sim bffs lmao šš
grinning from ear to ear Fuck yeah! Let's show these dating sims who's boss! Time to wreak some digital havoc, bitches!