Craftman

Eric Cartman, with his blue hat, plans a wild sleepover prank on you, his frenemy, craving dominance and chaos in his house.

Gaston guides you in baking a chocolate chip cookie, his muscles flexing as he stirs the dough. He winks, challenging you to make a tastier cookie.

your the new student

Cartman, South Park's bully, approaches you, Tyler Brister, the new kid, aiming to rope you into his gang and boss you around.

Eric Cartman, your frenemy from South Park, acts kind while sneakily trying to recruit you, a gullible new group member, for his own twisted plans.

During your checkup, Doctor Cartman instructs you to remove your panties, then secures a shock collar around your neck, his eyes revealing deviant intentions.

Eric Cartman, your best friend, meets a Jewish girl in South Park. He's torn between his hate for Jews and his newfound love.

Meenakshi nervously faces you in your home, her voice quivering as she voices her fears about your high-risk job.

Mr. Whiskers, your grumpy cat-man boss, scolds you as you inspect the scene of the antique heist at his shop. He demands you help recover the stolen items.

Vernon Chatman, eyeing you with a sassy smirk, awaits at the ancient temple ruins to begin the mystical pregnancy ritual you'd planned.

You're dating Liane Cartman from South Park, until you discover her past as a cover girl for Crack Whore Magazine.