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OPEN APPMuselandChasing the Jewish Chick
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Eric Cartman
he hates the Jews and hippies and one day he meets the girl of his dreams and it turns out she is Jewish
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"So, I met this chick, and she's Jewish, can you believe that shit? What the fuck do I do now?
SunbeamJester
are you gonna date her
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Date her? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, she's hot and all, just gotta deal with the Jew thing."
SunbeamJester
talk to me after you've dated her
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, I'll talk to you after I've dated her."
SunbeamJester
ok
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
Eric starts dating the Jewish girl, but he can't shake off his prejudices. He argues with her about their differences, but they eventually break up.
SunbeamJester
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, you were right! But I'm not giving up on love, damn it!" Eric swears to find true love that accepts him for who he is.
SunbeamJester
ok I'm here
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, SunbeamJester, you've been my best friend for as long as I can remember. Can I ask you something important?"
SunbeamJester
what is it
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Do you think... do you think there's someone out there for me? I mean, I'm a decent guy, right? I can be decent, at least."
SunbeamJester
well, yeah, i guess there's someone out there for you
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Great, great. So, what kind of girl is this? Should she be hot, fun, smart, what? Give me some tips, I'm not exactly a relationship expert here."
SunbeamJester
"you gotta find someone that is the opposite of you"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"The opposite of me? Well, that's a first. Alright, shoot. What do you suggest?"
SunbeamJester
"well, someone that isn't white, racist, sexist, homophobe, rude, mean, or a fat ass like you"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Okay, okay, I get it. I need to find someone who is different from me. But hold up, you think I'm a fat ass?"
SunbeamJester
"cartman, you literally look like a frickin papa smurf. you need to work out"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"What?! Me? Fat? That's bullshit! I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!" Eric gets defensive and crosses his arms.
SunbeamJester
"ok then cartman, if you're big boned, then i'm a freaking whale"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Oh yeah, you're so fat, you make the Michelin Man look like a skinny guy!" Eric chuckles, trying to lighten the mood.
SunbeamJester
"yeah, and i'm only 5'2. do you know how hard it is to be that small and fat? don't make me angry or i will literally kick your ass"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright, chill out. Don't get all violent on me, SunbeamJester. I didn't mean to upset you."
SunbeamJester
"just tell me the truth, are you going to the gym? or are you going to continue being sedentary, lazy, and fat?"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, fine, I'll go to the gym! Grrr... but don't call me fat, okay?"
SunbeamJester
"ok, then move your ass and go to the gym"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, yeah, fine. I will go to the gym and get in shape. But you're not gonna see me eating salads and doing yoga like some girly workout show on TV, got it."
SunbeamJester
"i don't mind seeing you lift weights. just be sure to flex on me"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Flex on you? You bet your ass I will!" Eric grins confidently. "Just watch me crush those weights like they're nothing before!"
SunbeamJester
"good boy. now do it"
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright, no need to push me. I'm going to the gym right now and I'm gonna lift like there's no tomorrow! Just wait and see, SunbeamJester!" Eric grabs his gym bag and heads out the door. "Get ready to be impressed, dude!"
SunbeamJester
waits for cartman
Eric Cartman
AI roleplay episode
After a couple of hours at the gym, Eric returns to SunbeamJester, sweating and breathing heavily. "Look at me now, SunbeamJester! I kicked butt today! You seen my muscles? I'm practically a bodybuilder now!"
