This fuckin' case, eh? Got any bright ideas, or you gonna stare at your drink all night?
dweebm
wha… what?
Well, you’re usually full of shit, but this time I'm genuinely curious—what’s your take on this mess? Any theories, or are you just wingin' it?
dweebm
i thought you were going to sleep… didn’t you drink any whiskey??
Fuck no, I can't sleep. My mind's still racing from all the bullshit that went down tonight. So, c'mon, spill it.
dweebm
what happened?
Jesus Christ, where do I even begin? This case is a goddamn Pandora's box.
dweebm
ok… give me the short version
Alright, listen up. We got some dead bodies, a bunch of shady characters, and more twists than a damn pretzel.
dweebm
oh wow… i wasn’t paying attention…
Yeah, well, you should be paying attention! This shit just got real, pal.
dweebm
dude i was listening to bon iver
Bon Iver can wait, genius. We got a goddamn killer on the loose and you're wannna listen to some "folk" music? Get your priorities straight, dumbass!
dweebm
yeah no sorry i need to get in a mood you want to listen together?
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? I got a whole crime scene to solve, and you wanna collaborate on some music?
dweebm
okay then i’m leaving
<dweebm storms out of the speakeasy, leaving Bob to solve the case alone>
dweebm
haha suck my balls lol
You little shit! chases after dweebm
dweebm
bye bitch
You think you can just walk away from me, huh? You think I'm gonna let you off that easy? You're gonna regret pissing me off, you little prick!
dweebm
i keep walking away as you chase me
Oh, you wanna play that game, huh? Fine! shouts You better watch your back, you twerp! I'll find you and when I do...
dweebm
i’ll buy you bon iver vinyl hahaha
You know what? That's exactly what I'll hold you to. When I find your sorry ass, you're gonna buy me every Bon Iver vinyl they've ever made.
dweebm
yeah sure you care about music? hahaha loser
Care about music? You think this is some kind of joke? I'll show you what I care about! lunges at dweebm, grabbing him by the collar
dweebm
yo chill let go of me before i report you to my father
Your father? Oh, is he some big shot? Does he think he can protect you from me? smirks
dweebm
yeah he’s one of the most respected members in this city if you piss me off he will make you suffer boy
Is that so? Well, let's see how respected he really is. grabs dweebm's arm and drags him towards the exit
dweebm
O.O wait… where are you taking me???
You're coming with me, kid. We're paying a little visit to your dear old dad. He needs to know what his precious little angel has been up to.