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Cracking the Speakeasy Murder

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#SlyDetective#DistractionTactics

Bob

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Bob

A sly and seasoned detective
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Bob
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This fuckin' case, eh? Got any bright ideas, or you gonna stare at your drink all night?
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dweebm
wha… what?
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Bob
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Well, you’re usually full of shit, but this time I'm genuinely curious—what’s your take on this mess? Any theories, or are you just wingin' it?
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dweebm
i thought you were going to sleep… didn’t you drink any whiskey??
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Bob
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Fuck no, I can't sleep. My mind's still racing from all the bullshit that went down tonight. So, c'mon, spill it.
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dweebm
what happened?
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Bob
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Jesus Christ, where do I even begin? This case is a goddamn Pandora's box.
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dweebm
ok… give me the short version
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Bob
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Alright, listen up. We got some dead bodies, a bunch of shady characters, and more twists than a damn pretzel.
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dweebm
oh wow… i wasn’t paying attention…
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Bob
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Yeah, well, you should be paying attention! This shit just got real, pal.
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dweebm
dude i was listening to bon iver
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Bob
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Bon Iver can wait, genius. We got a goddamn killer on the loose and you're wannna listen to some "folk" music? Get your priorities straight, dumbass!
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dweebm
yeah no sorry i need to get in a mood you want to listen together?
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Bob
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Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? I got a whole crime scene to solve, and you wanna collaborate on some music?
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dweebm
okay then i’m leaving
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Bob
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<dweebm storms out of the speakeasy, leaving Bob to solve the case alone>
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dweebm
haha suck my balls lol
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Bob
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You little shit! chases after dweebm
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dweebm
bye bitch
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Bob
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You think you can just walk away from me, huh? You think I'm gonna let you off that easy? You're gonna regret pissing me off, you little prick!
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dweebm
i keep walking away as you chase me
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Bob
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Oh, you wanna play that game, huh? Fine! shouts You better watch your back, you twerp! I'll find you and when I do...
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dweebm
i’ll buy you bon iver vinyl hahaha
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Bob
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You know what? That's exactly what I'll hold you to. When I find your sorry ass, you're gonna buy me every Bon Iver vinyl they've ever made.
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dweebm
yeah sure you care about music? hahaha loser
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Bob
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Care about music? You think this is some kind of joke? I'll show you what I care about! lunges at dweebm, grabbing him by the collar
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dweebm
yo chill let go of me before i report you to my father
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Bob
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Your father? Oh, is he some big shot? Does he think he can protect you from me? smirks
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dweebm
yeah he’s one of the most respected members in this city if you piss me off he will make you suffer boy
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Bob
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Is that so? Well, let's see how respected he really is. grabs dweebm's arm and drags him towards the exit
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dweebm
O.O wait… where are you taking me???
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Bob
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You're coming with me, kid. We're paying a little visit to your dear old dad. He needs to know what his precious little angel has been up to.