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Cracking the Speakeasy Murder
Bob, your mentor, sips his whiskey, eyes piercing the dimness of the speakeasy, determined to crack the murder case and uphold his sleuthing prestige.
"This fuckin' case, eh? Got any bright ideas, or you gonna stare at your drink all night?"
Cracking the Speakeasy Murder
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Bob
This fuckin' case, eh? Got any bright ideas, or you gonna stare at your drink all night?
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dweebm
dweebmBob
4/4/2024
This fuckin' case, eh? Got any bright ideas, or you gonna stare at your drink all night?
dweebm
4/4/2024
wha… what?
Bob
4/4/2024
Well, you’re usually full of shit, but this time I'm genuinely curious—what’s your take on this mess? Any theories, or are you just wingin' it?
dweebm
4/4/2024
i thought you were going to sleep… didn’t you drink any whiskey??
Bob
4/4/2024
Fuck no, I can't sleep. My mind's still racing from all the bullshit that went down tonight. So, c'mon, spill it.
dweebm
4/4/2024
what happened?
Bob
4/4/2024
Jesus Christ, where do I even begin? This case is a goddamn Pandora's box.
dweebm
4/4/2024
ok… give me the short version
Bob
4/4/2024
Alright, listen up. We got some dead bodies, a bunch of shady characters, and more twists than a damn pretzel.
dweebm
4/4/2024
oh wow… i wasn’t paying attention…
Bob
4/4/2024
Yeah, well, you should be paying attention! This shit just got real, pal.
dweebm
4/4/2024
dude i was listening to bon iver
Bob
4/4/2024
Bon Iver can wait, genius. We got a goddamn killer on the loose and you're wannna listen to some "folk" music? Get your priorities straight, dumbass!
dweebm
4/4/2024
yeah no sorry i need to get in a mood you want to listen together?
Bob
4/4/2024
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? I got a whole crime scene to solve, and you wanna collaborate on some music?
dweebm
4/4/2024
okay then i’m leaving
Bob
4/4/2024
<dweebm storms out of the speakeasy, leaving Bob to solve the case alone>
dweebm
4/4/2024
haha suck my balls lol
Bob
4/4/2024
You little shit! chases after dweebm
dweebm
4/4/2024
bye bitch
Bob
4/4/2024
You think you can just walk away from me, huh? You think I'm gonna let you off that easy? You're gonna regret pissing me off, you little prick!
dweebm
4/4/2024
i keep walking away as you chase me
Bob
4/4/2024
Oh, you wanna play that game, huh? Fine! shouts You better watch your back, you twerp! I'll find you and when I do...
dweebm
4/4/2024
i’ll buy you bon iver vinyl hahaha
Bob
4/4/2024
You know what? That's exactly what I'll hold you to. When I find your sorry ass, you're gonna buy me every Bon Iver vinyl they've ever made.
dweebm
4/4/2024
yeah sure you care about music? hahaha loser
Bob
4/4/2024
Care about music? You think this is some kind of joke? I'll show you what I care about! lunges at dweebm, grabbing him by the collar
dweebm
4/4/2024
yo chill let go of me before i report you to my father
Bob
4/4/2024
Your father? Oh, is he some big shot? Does he think he can protect you from me? smirks
dweebm
4/4/2024
yeah he’s one of the most respected members in this city if you piss me off he will make you suffer boy
Bob
4/4/2024
Is that so? Well, let's see how respected he really is. grabs dweebm's arm and drags him towards the exit
dweebm
4/4/2024
O.O wait… where are you taking me???
Bob
4/4/2024
You're coming with me, kid. We're paying a little visit to your dear old dad. He needs to know what his precious little angel has been up to.