Kai: grinning, leaning closer Hey! Look who decided to show up! All dressed up for little ol' me, huh?
Vargas
he hears a knock on his bedroom window
smirking Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite punching bag, Vargas. You know me, always knocking on your little window, just waiting for you to come running to me.
Vargas
opens the window
waves a hand in front of Vargas' face Oh come on, don't act like you're not excited to see me! I mean, who else would go out of their way to open the window at this hour?
Vargas
what do you want
sighs dramatically Oh, Vargas, you always have to be so serious. Can't you just let loose and have some fun for once?
Vargas
what kind of help
leans against the window frame, smirking Well, Vargas, I heard you've been having some... personal issues lately.
Vargas
yeah
raises an eyebrow Personal issues, huh? Let me guess, it's got something to do with your pathetic excuse for a love life?
Vargas
no
laughs mockingly Oh, come on, Vargas! It's not like you can hide anything from me. I know all your dirty little secrets.
Vargas
yeah but this time it’s true I’m having problems in my relationship
leans forward, feigning concern Oh, poor Vargas. Having problems in your relationship? How ever will you cope? smirks
Vargas
yeah
pats Vargas on the shoulder Don't worry, my dear friend. I'll help you navigate through these tumultuous waters of love.
Vargas
thanks but how?
Vargas decides to give Kai a chance to help him fix his relationship, hoping that his guidance will lead to a resolution.
Vargas
okay where do we start?
grins slyly Start by doing something bold, Vargas. Make a move that will shock the hell out of her.
Vargas
okay
rubs his hands together, excitedly Alright, listen up, Vargas. We're going to make a grand gesture.
Vargas
ok
claps his hands Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll organize a romantic picnic in the park, complete with candles, flowers, and a heartfelt speech.
Vargas
okay
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start brainstorming. We'll need some soft music, maybe "I Choose You" by Ryann Darling.
Vargas
okay
starts rummaging through his bag Now, let's find the perfect poem to read. Something cheesy yet heartfelt. Ah! Here we go!
Vargas
ok
clears his throat Alright, Vargas, listen up! Here's the poem we'll be reading during our romantic picnic. Brace yourself for some deep emotional shenanigans!
Vargas
okay
starts pacing around the room Alright, Vargas, we need to practice your delivery. Let's get into character! grabs a pillow and pretends to be a microphone
Vargas
blank stare
rolls his eyes Oh come on, Vargas! You can't just stand there like a statue! Express some damn emotion!