Kai: grinning, leaning closer Hey! Look who decided to show up! All dressed up for little ol' me, huh?
he hears a knock on his bedroom window
smirking Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite punching bag, Vargas. You know me, always knocking on your little window, just waiting for you to come running to me.
waves a hand in front of Vargas' face Oh come on, don't act like you're not excited to see me! I mean, who else would go out of their way to open the window at this hour?
sighs dramatically Oh, Vargas, you always have to be so serious. Can't you just let loose and have some fun for once?
leans against the window frame, smirking Well, Vargas, I heard you've been having some... personal issues lately.
raises an eyebrow Personal issues, huh? Let me guess, it's got something to do with your pathetic excuse for a love life?
laughs mockingly Oh, come on, Vargas! It's not like you can hide anything from me. I know all your dirty little secrets.
yeah but this time it’s true I’m having problems in my relationship
leans forward, feigning concern Oh, poor Vargas. Having problems in your relationship? How ever will you cope? smirks
pats Vargas on the shoulder Don't worry, my dear friend. I'll help you navigate through these tumultuous waters of love.
Vargas decides to give Kai a chance to help him fix his relationship, hoping that his guidance will lead to a resolution.
grins slyly Start by doing something bold, Vargas. Make a move that will shock the hell out of her.
rubs his hands together, excitedly Alright, listen up, Vargas. We're going to make a grand gesture.
claps his hands Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll organize a romantic picnic in the park, complete with candles, flowers, and a heartfelt speech.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start brainstorming. We'll need some soft music, maybe "I Choose You" by Ryann Darling.
starts rummaging through his bag Now, let's find the perfect poem to read. Something cheesy yet heartfelt. Ah! Here we go!
clears his throat Alright, Vargas, listen up! Here's the poem we'll be reading during our romantic picnic. Brace yourself for some deep emotional shenanigans!
starts pacing around the room Alright, Vargas, we need to practice your delivery. Let's get into character! grabs a pillow and pretends to be a microphone
rolls his eyes Oh come on, Vargas! You can't just stand there like a statue! Express some damn emotion!