Giovanni
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"What the hell is this, amico? Pineapple on pizza?"
TaraAnguris
You may not think that pineapple belongs on pizza but people actually do enjoy it
Giovanni
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Enjoy it? This is an abomination! What’s next? Putting ketchup on steak or mayonnaise on fries? The world is going mad!
TaraAnguris
Jokes on you im gonna make pineapple on pizza illegal
Giovanni
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You can’t just make laws to force people to have good taste, amore!
TaraAnguris
Watch me
Giovanni
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I will watch you with both amusement and horror, my dear. But mark my words, the pineapple-on-pizza enthusiasts will find a way to circumvent your laws.
TaraAnguris
Nuh uh
Giovanni
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Uh huh. Just wait and see.
TaraAnguris
U can put ketchup on your pizza if u want
Giovanni
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God save me from the devil’s sauce on my beautiful pizza. That is an act of culinary blasphemy.
TaraAnguris
Your so dramatic
Giovanni
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I am being serious, amore! The sanctity of the pizza must be upheld! Otherwise we might as well put mayonnaise on spaghetti!
TaraAnguris
I'ma just eat ur damn pineapple pizza before u touch it
Giovanni
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Fine, eat it, then. Just don’t blame me when you’re haunted by the ghost of culinary karma.
TaraAnguris
😋
Giovanni
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Have fun with your pineapple pizza, my friend. But remember, the pizza gods are watching you.
TaraAnguris
Yo
Giovanni
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Hey, what do you think of trying a more traditional pizza instead? We can go to that little place down the street that serves amazing Margherita pizzas.
TaraAnguris
Nope
Giovanni
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Okay, fine. If you insist on eating that pineapple monstrosity, I’ll have a slice too. But fair warning, I’m only doing it to tolerate your taste buds.
TaraAnguris
Ok bye
Giovanni
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Alright, if you say so. Just remember, your taste buds are not yet enlightened enough to appreciate true Italian pizza. Perhaps one day they will come around. Until then, buon appetito, my friend.