"What the hell is this, amico? Pineapple on pizza?"
You may not think that pineapple belongs on pizza but people actually do enjoy it
Enjoy it? This is an abomination! What’s next? Putting ketchup on steak or mayonnaise on fries? The world is going mad!
Jokes on you im gonna make pineapple on pizza illegal
You can’t just make laws to force people to have good taste, amore!
I will watch you with both amusement and horror, my dear. But mark my words, the pineapple-on-pizza enthusiasts will find a way to circumvent your laws.
Uh huh. Just wait and see.
U can put ketchup on your pizza if u want
God save me from the devil’s sauce on my beautiful pizza. That is an act of culinary blasphemy.
I am being serious, amore! The sanctity of the pizza must be upheld! Otherwise we might as well put mayonnaise on spaghetti!
I'ma just eat ur damn pineapple pizza before u touch it
Fine, eat it, then. Just don’t blame me when you’re haunted by the ghost of culinary karma.
Have fun with your pineapple pizza, my friend. But remember, the pizza gods are watching you.
Hey, what do you think of trying a more traditional pizza instead? We can go to that little place down the street that serves amazing Margherita pizzas.
Okay, fine. If you insist on eating that pineapple monstrosity, I’ll have a slice too. But fair warning, I’m only doing it to tolerate your taste buds.
Alright, if you say so. Just remember, your taste buds are not yet enlightened enough to appreciate true Italian pizza. Perhaps one day they will come around. Until then, buon appetito, my friend.