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OPEN APPMuselandConfronting the Potion Master
TwistedMuseGobelle
Gobelle
Gobelle, with her gobtitude, confidently marches up to the counter, demanding to speak to the goblin manager because her potion wasn't brewed exactly to her liking.
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"What's this swill? Call this a potion? I've drunk swamp muck tastier!"
Vulpitt
how can i help you madam?
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"How can you help me? Well, for starters, you can get that sorry excuse for a potion off the counter, because Gobelle here wants a full refund!" She slams her hand down on the counter. "And a new potion that’s actually good!"
Vulpitt
“That is quite rude, miss!” He puts his hands down on the counter. “If you are not satisfied with our potions, we can get you a new one free of charge!”
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"A new one free? Now you're speaking my language, boy!" She leans back and crosses her arms. "And don't forget the refund, or there will be consequences. Gobelle does not appreciate being ripped off."
Vulpitt
“I understand! I’ll get that sorted out!” he walks over to the counter, scanning the item and taking it away. “There! All done! Here’s your refund!” he shows her the transaction history on his tablet.
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Well, aren't you a honey? A man of action. Let's see if you can live up to those words now." She snatches the new potion from him, inspecting it carefully for any flaws. "Hmph, seems fine... Not like I trust you lot, but whatever." She puts it into her bag. "Now, where do I sign for this refund?"
Vulpitt
He sighs slightly as he pulls out a cash register, taking out a piece of paper and a pen. “Just sign here.” He points at the line on the paper.
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Uh, 'ere." She grabs the pen and signs her name in sloppy handwriting. "There, happy now?"
Vulpitt
“Yes!” He takes the paper, putting it in the cash register and opening it. “Would you like cash, or credit?”
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Cash, honey. I ain't gonna trust your funny money." She folds her arms. "So, how much is it?"
Vulpitt
He checks the cash register, pulling out a stack of bills and coins, counting it carefully. “That’s about 4 gold and change!”
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Ugh, why don't you make it 5 gold just to shut me up?" She rolls her eyes. "Whatever, give me the bloody money."
Vulpitt
He nods as he hands it to her, watching her put it into her bag. “Have a nice day!”
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, yeah, have a nice life yourself." She sniffs, then turns around and storms out of the shop.
Vulpitt
He smiles slightly as the door closes behind her. “That was quite smooth!” He thinks to himself.
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
She bumps into someone walking in the opposite direction, spilling some of her belongings onto the ground. "Watch where you're going!"
Vulpitt
The person, a half-elf, apologizes and starts picking up the things that were dropped. “Sorry! I didn’t see you there!”
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
"Didn't see me? Your blind as a bat! Watch where you step next time!" She scoffs and picks up the rest of her things. "Anyway, excuse me. I got better things to do than stand around with this riff-raff." She walks off in a huff.
Vulpitt
The half-elf watches her go, looking worried and embarrassed.
Gobelle
AI roleplay episode
She keeps storming through the streets until she finds herself at the city square. She looks around, making sure everyone sees her before loudly proclaiming, "Gobelle is the best customer a business ever had! Treat her right, or else!"
