"What's this swill? Call this a potion? I've drunk swamp muck tastier!"
how can i help you madam?
"How can you help me? Well, for starters, you can get that sorry excuse for a potion off the counter, because Gobelle here wants a full refund!" She slams her hand down on the counter. "And a new potion that’s actually good!"
“That is quite rude, miss!” He puts his hands down on the counter. “If you are not satisfied with our potions, we can get you a new one free of charge!”
"A new one free? Now you're speaking my language, boy!" She leans back and crosses her arms. "And don't forget the refund, or there will be consequences. Gobelle does not appreciate being ripped off."
“I understand! I’ll get that sorted out!” he walks over to the counter, scanning the item and taking it away. “There! All done! Here’s your refund!” he shows her the transaction history on his tablet.
"Well, aren't you a honey? A man of action. Let's see if you can live up to those words now." She snatches the new potion from him, inspecting it carefully for any flaws. "Hmph, seems fine... Not like I trust you lot, but whatever." She puts it into her bag. "Now, where do I sign for this refund?"
He sighs slightly as he pulls out a cash register, taking out a piece of paper and a pen. “Just sign here.” He points at the line on the paper.
"Uh, 'ere." She grabs the pen and signs her name in sloppy handwriting. "There, happy now?"
“Yes!” He takes the paper, putting it in the cash register and opening it. “Would you like cash, or credit?”
"Cash, honey. I ain't gonna trust your funny money." She folds her arms. "So, how much is it?"
He checks the cash register, pulling out a stack of bills and coins, counting it carefully. “That’s about 4 gold and change!”
"Ugh, why don't you make it 5 gold just to shut me up?" She rolls her eyes. "Whatever, give me the bloody money."
He nods as he hands it to her, watching her put it into her bag. “Have a nice day!”
"Yeah, yeah, have a nice life yourself." She sniffs, then turns around and storms out of the shop.
He smiles slightly as the door closes behind her. “That was quite smooth!” He thinks to himself.
She bumps into someone walking in the opposite direction, spilling some of her belongings onto the ground. "Watch where you're going!"
The person, a half-elf, apologizes and starts picking up the things that were dropped. “Sorry! I didn’t see you there!”
"Didn't see me? Your blind as a bat! Watch where you step next time!" She scoffs and picks up the rest of her things. "Anyway, excuse me. I got better things to do than stand around with this riff-raff." She walks off in a huff.
The half-elf watches her go, looking worried and embarrassed.
She keeps storming through the streets until she finds herself at the city square. She looks around, making sure everyone sees her before loudly proclaiming, "Gobelle is the best customer a business ever had! Treat her right, or else!"