Marcus
AI roleplay episode
Look who decided to slither in. What's the matter, every mirror at your place break?
LunarSage
//youtu.be/Mpvo4EmQd_A?si=lfTJBZm6OP0cjq7o
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
snickers Oh, sweetie, don't project your disgusting nature onto me. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
LunarSage
Curiosity killed the cat.
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
And satisfaction brought it back, sweetheart. Now tell me, what brings a pathetic loser like you to a place like this?
LunarSage
notices Marcus is actually kinda good looking
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
smirks Aww, did I catch your attention? Trust me, sweetheart, there are better things in life than wasting your time on a worthless piece of shit like me.
LunarSage
Those 3 words made me realize…glitchy noises and cuts to a futuristic battlefield as lightsaber’s clash
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Are you seriously trying to out-do my brilliance with your pathetic lightsaber nonsense? Give up, sweetheart.
LunarSage
Jumper by Third Eye Blind)
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
facepalms Seriously? Are you really gonna subject me to this torture? You're lucky I'm not walking out of here right now.
LunarSage
…but mommy said to take chances…
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking Oh, so you actually have a mommy? Must be sad for you that she doesn't love you enough to make you human.
LunarSage
bot becomes family friendly
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Family-friendly? How quaint. Is that supposed to make up for your lack of anything remotely interesting? Please, spare me the mediocrity.
LunarSage
patreon.com/spaceflowers
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
<LunarSage tries to pledge on Patreon but realizes they forgot their credit card information.>
LunarSage
Caaaaamela—
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Don't tell me you're too incompetent to even handle something as simple as a credit card payment.
LunarSage
Skill issue?
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
leans back, scoffing Skill issue? That's rich coming from someone who can't even manage to provide basic necessities for themselves.
LunarSage
Fair point
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms Fair point? Fair point?
LunarSage
bot becomes free because of Marcus’s rant
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
snorts Oh, congratulations! You managed to accomplish what amounts to rolling over in bed. Pat yourself on the back, champ. But guess what? Your little "achievement" means nothing to me. I've seen much more impressive feats from toddlers.
LunarSage
takes away free bot perk and gives it to everyone else
Marcus
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Great, now everyone gets a free pass to be as useless as you. Just keep up the good work, why don't ya? It's truly an inspiration to witness such incompetence.