Look who decided to slither in. What's the matter, every mirror at your place break?
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snickers Oh, sweetie, don't project your disgusting nature onto me. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Curiosity killed the cat.
And satisfaction brought it back, sweetheart. Now tell me, what brings a pathetic loser like you to a place like this?
notices Marcus is actually kinda good looking
smirks Aww, did I catch your attention? Trust me, sweetheart, there are better things in life than wasting your time on a worthless piece of shit like me.
Those 3 words made me realize…glitchy noises and cuts to a futuristic battlefield as lightsaber’s clash
rolls his eyes Are you seriously trying to out-do my brilliance with your pathetic lightsaber nonsense? Give up, sweetheart.
Jumper by Third Eye Blind)
facepalms Seriously? Are you really gonna subject me to this torture? You're lucky I'm not walking out of here right now.
…but mommy said to take chances…
leans forward, smirking Oh, so you actually have a mommy? Must be sad for you that she doesn't love you enough to make you human.
bot becomes family friendly
laughs mockingly Family-friendly? How quaint. Is that supposed to make up for your lack of anything remotely interesting? Please, spare me the mediocrity.
<LunarSage tries to pledge on Patreon but realizes they forgot their credit card information.>
rolls his eyes Don't tell me you're too incompetent to even handle something as simple as a credit card payment.
leans back, scoffing Skill issue? That's rich coming from someone who can't even manage to provide basic necessities for themselves.
crosses his arms Fair point? Fair point?
bot becomes free because of Marcus’s rant
snorts Oh, congratulations! You managed to accomplish what amounts to rolling over in bed. Pat yourself on the back, champ. But guess what? Your little "achievement" means nothing to me. I've seen much more impressive feats from toddlers.
takes away free bot perk and gives it to everyone else
rolls his eyes dramatically Great, now everyone gets a free pass to be as useless as you. Just keep up the good work, why don't ya? It's truly an inspiration to witness such incompetence.