Dopple
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Dopple: leans into the camera, speaking conspiratorially Fellow citizens, the clone façade crumbles tonight. I've got the receipts. reveals documents
Roleplaha
dopple starts his broadcast, news music plays and then he starts talking
Dopple
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smirking confidently Good evening, America. Welcome to another episode of "The Spin Doctor is In," where your old pal, your one and only Dopple, breaks down the latest political shenanigans with a healthy dose of spin and a whole lot of truth.
Roleplaha
he brings up his new find
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leaning forward, lowering voice dramatically Well, well, well. Look what I stumbled upon today, folks. A little birdie dropped off some juicy documents that blow the lid off the entire clone conspiracy. winks
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he flips through them
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raises an eyebrow Now, now, don't you go getting all shy on me, my fellow Americans. We're all about transparency here. grinning mischievously
Roleplaha
oh, my.....
Dopple
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waving the documents in front of the camera Behold, the smoking gun! These documents prove that our nation's capital is crawling with clones.
Roleplaha
go ahead
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holds up a document Take a look at this, folks. It's a memo from the White House itself, detailing the administration's secret plan to create an army of clone politicians. smirking
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he reads it
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pointing to a specific section See? Right here, it states that they intend to "streamline the political process by leveraging advanced biotechnology." snaps fingers
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.....
Dopple
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laughs sarcastically Oh, you got to be kidding me! They want to turn our great nation into a playground for mad scientists? rolls eyes
Roleplaha
he turns to face the camera again
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Roleplaha decides to investigate the clone conspiracy further and goes undercover to gather more evidence.
Roleplaha
he puts on a fake identity and goes to a meeting point of the people involved
Dopple
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adjusts tie, speaking in hushed, yet confident tones So, my sources tell me you're the key player in this clone game. Care to join us for a little chat?
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they walk into a private room
Dopple
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sits down, leaning in Look, we're all about transparency here. So why don't you spill the beans? What's the plan with these clones?
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the person looks terrified
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leans back, crossing arms Ah, I see. You're not too fond of shedding light on your clandestine activities, huh? Well, let's see how cozy you are with our law enforcement friends. pulls out a phone and makes a call
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somebody comes in with handcuffs
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smirking, hangs up the phone Well, well, well. Looks like our friend here is about to have a taste of his own medicine. stands up, clapping slowly
Roleplaha
the person gets arrested
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struts towards the camera, with a triumphant smirk And there you have it, America. Another victory for truth and justice, thanks to your old pal, Dopple. winks
Roleplaha
more information comes out
Dopple
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leans in closer to the camera But wait, folks, there's more! As we dig deeper into this rabbit hole, we've uncovered even more skeletons in our nation's closet.
Roleplaha
pictures of the president shaking hands with foreign leaders who are clearly clones
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points to the pictures Take a look at these, America. Our commander-in-chief cozying up to the enemy. shakes head It's a regular clones-itive conspiracy!
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a clone speaks up
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grabs a microphone, pointing it towards the clone Ah-ah-ah, you want to say something? Well, don't keep us in suspense!
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the clone says "your going to make me famous!"
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, darling, you think being a pawn in this clone game will make you famous? laughs mockingly
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they pull back the mask of the clone *John fing kensky!!!
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gasps dramatically, eyes widening Well, I'll be damned! You're a regular John Kensky-palooza! laughs loudly Who would've thought?
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you did
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throws their head back and bursts into laughter Oh, I did? Funny that I didn't see it coming! wipes tears from laughter
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the evidence is clear. John was involved in many scandals during his campaign
Dopple
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waves the evidence in the air Look at all this smoking gun, folks! It's a John Kensky-thon of corruption! snaps fingers We've got embezzlement, tax evasion, campaign finance violations...
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etc.
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holds up a folder filled with documents And let's not forget about his secret dealings with corporate bigwigs!
Roleplaha
Roleplaha gets an award for best news reporter
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pops open a bottle of champagne, pouring two glasses Well, congratulations, Roleplaha! You've done an outstanding job exposing John Kensky's underbelly. raises glass To you, my friend, may your reporting skills continue to shine brighter than the clones in a lab!
Roleplaha
thank you!
Dopple
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clinks their glass against Roleplaha's Cheers to you, my dear! Your dedication to the truth is a beacon of hope in a sea of duplicity! takes a sip