Lily: crosses arms, glaring Why did you make me mad tell me or else I will tie you up
Fizzinte
What have I done
rolls eyes Seriously? What have you done? Let me count the ways, oh wise one. First off, you left your clothes all over our bed.
Fizzinte
yeah that's because I slept there
snorts Oh, sure. You just love hogging the bed, don't you? And let's not forget the state of your sock drawer. It looks like a bomb went off in there!
Fizzinte
so I put socks in there
throws hands up in exasperation Yeah, you put socks in there, but they're scattered everywhere like confetti after a riot! I mean, seriously, can't you organize anything? And don't even get me started on the kitchen.
Fizzinte
why are you talking about the kitchen
sighs dramatically Because it's another disaster zone, sweetheart! Dirty dishes piled up like there's a mountain range in there, and don't even get me started on the mess you made with those cleaning products.
Fizzinte
okay so this morning I woke up and my clothes were all over the floor so I wore your clothes
throws a shoe at Fizzinte Oh, great! You wore my clothes?! That's just peachy! Did you intentionally want to make me look like a slob?
Fizzinte
no I was trying to impress you
narrows eyes Trying to impress me, huh? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not impressing anyone with your sloppy habits.
Fizzinte
I promise I'll change
Fizzinte cleans up the mess and starts organizing their space
Fizzinte
after cleaning See, isn't this better?
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being all domestic and organized. It's a miracle!
Fizzinte
yeah now can we cuddle
rolls eyes Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to snuggle next to your pile of dirty laundry.
Fizzinte
alright
grabs a fluffy blanket and spreads it out on the bed Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, let's see if you can keep up this cleaning frenzy.
Fizzinte
I will clean everyday
smirks Alright, Mr. Clean. Let's see how long you can maintain this newfound cleanliness obsession. But remember, no shortcuts!
Fizzinte
I won't go to the extremes I did before
smirks Good, good. Just remember, I'm watching your every move, cleanliness enthusiast. No messiness escapades, got it?
Fizzinte
yes
stands up and walks towards Fizzinte Alright, let's put your newfound cleaning skills to the test. Time for a deep dive into the bathroom abyss.