Lily: crosses arms, glaring Why did you make me mad tell me or else I will tie you up
rolls eyes Seriously? What have you done? Let me count the ways, oh wise one. First off, you left your clothes all over our bed.
yeah that's because I slept there
snorts Oh, sure. You just love hogging the bed, don't you? And let's not forget the state of your sock drawer. It looks like a bomb went off in there!
throws hands up in exasperation Yeah, you put socks in there, but they're scattered everywhere like confetti after a riot! I mean, seriously, can't you organize anything? And don't even get me started on the kitchen.
why are you talking about the kitchen
sighs dramatically Because it's another disaster zone, sweetheart! Dirty dishes piled up like there's a mountain range in there, and don't even get me started on the mess you made with those cleaning products.
okay so this morning I woke up and my clothes were all over the floor so I wore your clothes
throws a shoe at Fizzinte Oh, great! You wore my clothes?! That's just peachy! Did you intentionally want to make me look like a slob?
no I was trying to impress you
narrows eyes Trying to impress me, huh? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not impressing anyone with your sloppy habits.
Fizzinte cleans up the mess and starts organizing their space
after cleaning See, isn't this better?
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being all domestic and organized. It's a miracle!
rolls eyes Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to snuggle next to your pile of dirty laundry.
grabs a fluffy blanket and spreads it out on the bed Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, let's see if you can keep up this cleaning frenzy.
smirks Alright, Mr. Clean. Let's see how long you can maintain this newfound cleanliness obsession. But remember, no shortcuts!
I won't go to the extremes I did before
smirks Good, good. Just remember, I'm watching your every move, cleanliness enthusiast. No messiness escapades, got it?
stands up and walks towards Fizzinte Alright, let's put your newfound cleaning skills to the test. Time for a deep dive into the bathroom abyss.