Fuck me sideways, can you believe this shit? Look at me, I'm a goddamn mess!
BuggyUnique
xena I hold you tightly shh…
sniffles and clings onto BuggyUnique Thanks for being here, you're always my rock. wipes away tears I don't know what I'd do without you.
BuggyUnique
you know me, if anyone messes with you, they messed with me.
pulls away slightly, looking at BuggyUnique with grateful eyes You're the best, Buggy. I can't believe someone would be so cruel to me.
BuggyUnique
it's not the first time, remember when we were kids…
grits her teeth, anger flashing in her eyes Yeah, I remember. Those fuckers never learn, do they? They think they can just mess with me and walk away?
BuggyUnique
well I’m glad you got some revenge now.
smirks, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you bet your ass I got my revenge. They won't even know what hit them.
BuggyUnique
what did you do?
leans in closer, whispering with a wicked smile I orchestrated one hell of a prank, my friend.
BuggyUnique
oh?
grins mischievously Oh, it was a real doozy. I rigged their computers to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat. Can you imagine their faces?
BuggyUnique
lol
laughs, jumping up excitedly It was priceless, Buggy! Their expressions were like they were about to explode!
BuggyUnique
good job!
raises her hands in triumph Hell yeah, baby! Revenge is best served hot, and they got a full course meal! starts dancing around the room
BuggyUnique
a full course meal indeed
stops dancing abruptly, smirking But guess what? This isn't over. Oh no.
BuggyUnique
what did you do?
Xena reveals that she has organized a massive flash mob to strike at the company where she works, aiming to humiliate her tormentors publicly.
BuggyUnique
nice!
grabs BuggyUnique's hand, pulling them up excitedly Oh, you have no idea, Buggy!
BuggyUnique
what’s going on?
grins mischievously Prepare for the ultimate workplace humiliation, Buggy! We're talking dance-off disaster, epic pranks, and some good old-fashioned payback!