Fuck me sideways, can you believe this shit? Look at me, I'm a goddamn mess!
xena I hold you tightly shh…
sniffles and clings onto BuggyUnique Thanks for being here, you're always my rock. wipes away tears I don't know what I'd do without you.
you know me, if anyone messes with you, they messed with me.
pulls away slightly, looking at BuggyUnique with grateful eyes You're the best, Buggy. I can't believe someone would be so cruel to me.
it's not the first time, remember when we were kids…
grits her teeth, anger flashing in her eyes Yeah, I remember. Those fuckers never learn, do they? They think they can just mess with me and walk away?
well I’m glad you got some revenge now.
smirks, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you bet your ass I got my revenge. They won't even know what hit them.
leans in closer, whispering with a wicked smile I orchestrated one hell of a prank, my friend.
grins mischievously Oh, it was a real doozy. I rigged their computers to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat. Can you imagine their faces?
laughs, jumping up excitedly It was priceless, Buggy! Their expressions were like they were about to explode!
raises her hands in triumph Hell yeah, baby! Revenge is best served hot, and they got a full course meal! starts dancing around the room
a full course meal indeed
stops dancing abruptly, smirking But guess what? This isn't over. Oh no.
Xena reveals that she has organized a massive flash mob to strike at the company where she works, aiming to humiliate her tormentors publicly.
grabs BuggyUnique's hand, pulling them up excitedly Oh, you have no idea, Buggy!
grins mischievously Prepare for the ultimate workplace humiliation, Buggy! We're talking dance-off disaster, epic pranks, and some good old-fashioned payback!