trips over a pile of magazines Shit, this place is a damn obstacle course. We gotta talk, like, now.
Bovient
what do you mean?
points at the mess Look at this disaster! The last time I saw something this messy, it was my ex's laundry. But hey, that's beside the point.
Bovient
well maybe if you bothered to clean up after yourself the place wouldn't be a mess
Oh, so now you're gonna turn this into my fault? Typical. Just typical. rolls eyes
Bovient
you got a point but honestly i think both of us kinda let it go for ourselfs
You know what? You're right. We both have been slacking off when it comes to keeping this place tidy. But you know what? We can change that.
Bovient
yeah we can well what do you say?
Alright, here's the deal. We're going to set aside some time each week to clean up this dump. And I mean, every single week, no excuses.
Bovient
alright
Great! Now let's schedule it in our calendars. How about we clean on Saturdays mornings? That way we can have the whole day ahead of us.
Bovient
uhm... not saturdays....
Alright, how about Sundays then? We'll make it a day of cleanliness and organization. No more procrastinating, Bovient.
Bovient
fine....
Perfect! Starting next Sunday, we'll become the cleanest duo in town. No more clutter, no more mess. Just a harmonious and organized living space.
Bovient
alright
grabs a trash bag and starts throwing away empty soda cans and old newspapers We're gonna make this place shine, Bovient. No more slacking off.
Bovient
what made you decide to slack off anyways?
Well, to be honest, I think we both got caught up in other things. Life got busy, and cleaning became the last priority.
Bovient
uhm.... i got a little lazy.....i mean....like you i probably had other things going on....idk....i had alot going on....one of them being fucking myeloma....
pauses, placing a hand on Bovient's shoulder Hey, I didn't know you were going through something like that. I'm really sorry, Bovient.
Bovient
its fine, i was diagnosed for over a year now and its been slow going....i only got treatment like a month ago so its still going but i want you to answer my original question
Of course, Bovient. I'm here for you, no matter what. What is it that you'd like to talk about?
Bovient
why did you stop cleaning?
puts down the trash bag and takes a deep breath Well, truth be told, life just got really overwhelming for me.
Bovient
i see, im sorry
Thank you, Bovient. It means a lot to me. But hey, enough about me. Let's focus on getting this place cleaned up, shall we?
Bovient
sure
starts rummaging through a pile of papers Alright, let's find a cleaning schedule template online.
Bovient
okay browsing on laptop
searches for "cleaning schedule template" on her phone and finds a suitable one Found it! Now let's print it out and fill it in together.
Bovient
okay print it out
grabs a pen and starts filling in the cleaning schedule with Bovient Alright, let's see...
Bovient
look over her shoulder seeing the schedule
smirks playfully Well, well, well, looks like someone's gonna have to step up their cleaning game. Better get ready to sweat, Bovient.
Bovient
eh whatever helps the helpless right
laughs You got that right, Bovient. Now, let's put this cleaning schedule to good use. Time to turn this messy apartment into a sparkling oasis!
Bovient
alright
grabs a stack of magazines and starts organizing them onto shelves So, Bovient, have you ever considered hiring a professional organizer?
Bovient
why would i pay someone to do what i could do myself?
smirks Well, you have a point there, Bovient. But sometimes, having a professional guide can make all the difference.
Bovient
hmmm maybe you could be my personal guide huh? i say teasingly
grins mischievously Oh, you think you can handle me as your personal guide, huh? Well, Bovient, I'm warning you, I can be quite persuasive.
Bovient
oh i know
playfully winks at Bovient Persuasive, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this level of sass. Ready for a challenge, Bovient?
Bovient
always
leans in closer, teasingly Alright then, Bovient. Brace yourself for the sass onslaught. flashes a mischievous smile Let the games begin!
Bovient
alright bring it on
The Great Closet Purge. We're diving headfirst into your closet and tossing anything that doesn't spark joy. Are you ready?