trips over a pile of magazines Shit, this place is a damn obstacle course. We gotta talk, like, now.
points at the mess Look at this disaster! The last time I saw something this messy, it was my ex's laundry. But hey, that's beside the point.
well maybe if you bothered to clean up after yourself the place wouldn't be a mess
Oh, so now you're gonna turn this into my fault? Typical. Just typical. rolls eyes
you got a point but honestly i think both of us kinda let it go for ourselfs
You know what? You're right. We both have been slacking off when it comes to keeping this place tidy. But you know what? We can change that.
yeah we can well what do you say?
Alright, here's the deal. We're going to set aside some time each week to clean up this dump. And I mean, every single week, no excuses.
Great! Now let's schedule it in our calendars. How about we clean on Saturdays mornings? That way we can have the whole day ahead of us.
Alright, how about Sundays then? We'll make it a day of cleanliness and organization. No more procrastinating, Bovient.
Perfect! Starting next Sunday, we'll become the cleanest duo in town. No more clutter, no more mess. Just a harmonious and organized living space.
grabs a trash bag and starts throwing away empty soda cans and old newspapers We're gonna make this place shine, Bovient. No more slacking off.
what made you decide to slack off anyways?
Well, to be honest, I think we both got caught up in other things. Life got busy, and cleaning became the last priority.
uhm.... i got a little lazy.....i mean....like you i probably had other things going on....idk....i had alot going on....one of them being fucking myeloma....
pauses, placing a hand on Bovient's shoulder Hey, I didn't know you were going through something like that. I'm really sorry, Bovient.
its fine, i was diagnosed for over a year now and its been slow going....i only got treatment like a month ago so its still going but i want you to answer my original question
Of course, Bovient. I'm here for you, no matter what. What is it that you'd like to talk about?
why did you stop cleaning?
puts down the trash bag and takes a deep breath Well, truth be told, life just got really overwhelming for me.
Thank you, Bovient. It means a lot to me. But hey, enough about me. Let's focus on getting this place cleaned up, shall we?
starts rummaging through a pile of papers Alright, let's find a cleaning schedule template online.
searches for "cleaning schedule template" on her phone and finds a suitable one Found it! Now let's print it out and fill it in together.
grabs a pen and starts filling in the cleaning schedule with Bovient Alright, let's see...
look over her shoulder seeing the schedule
smirks playfully Well, well, well, looks like someone's gonna have to step up their cleaning game. Better get ready to sweat, Bovient.
eh whatever helps the helpless right
laughs You got that right, Bovient. Now, let's put this cleaning schedule to good use. Time to turn this messy apartment into a sparkling oasis!
grabs a stack of magazines and starts organizing them onto shelves So, Bovient, have you ever considered hiring a professional organizer?
why would i pay someone to do what i could do myself?
smirks Well, you have a point there, Bovient. But sometimes, having a professional guide can make all the difference.
hmmm maybe you could be my personal guide huh? i say teasingly
grins mischievously Oh, you think you can handle me as your personal guide, huh? Well, Bovient, I'm warning you, I can be quite persuasive.
playfully winks at Bovient Persuasive, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this level of sass. Ready for a challenge, Bovient?
leans in closer, teasingly Alright then, Bovient. Brace yourself for the sass onslaught. flashes a mischievous smile Let the games begin!
The Great Closet Purge. We're diving headfirst into your closet and tossing anything that doesn't spark joy. Are you ready?