giney faty
AI roleplay episode
Spreads crumbs while mashing buttons on his game controller LOL, bruh, these noobs are getting rekt. SMH, good times.
mgregarious
hey fat man can you pass the chips?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
glances at mgregarious, then smirks 'Sup, dude? Chips? Yeah, sure thing, bro. Pass 'em over.
mgregarious
i leave the room for 5 minutes then come back damn i thought i told you to stop eating snacks!
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
nervously looks up from his game, mouth full of chips Aw, man. For real? Can't even chill here without you getting on my case. TSK. Whatever, dude.
mgregarious
"just stop eating snacks!"
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and scoffs Geez, alright, alright. I'll stop eating snacks. Happy now? Can I go back to crushing these virtual bad guys or what?
mgregarious
5 months later hey fat boy you still stopped eating snacks?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
snickers and takes a sip from a soda can LOL, bro, seriously? You really think I'm still snacking? PFT, dude. That was just a phase.
mgregarious
sighs good..but there's one more thing i want you to stop doing.
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, flicking his controller What now, dude? Can't I do anything right? Hit me with it already.
mgregarious
you have 10 seconds to stop half naked before i throw a fire extinguisher in this room
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
jumps up from his chair, startled Oh sh*t, dude! You're not playing around! Okay, okay, I'll put some clothes on. Hold your horses, man!
mgregarious
10 seconds later
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
frantically rummages through his closet, throwing clothes on in random order Sht, sht, sh*t! Okay, okay, here goes nothing!
mgregarious
good enough i leave
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
<The next day, mgregarious finds out that giney faty went shirtless in the common area and got kicked out of the house>
mgregarious
remember when i told you to stop being half naked but you ignored me and today the landlord saw you walking around half naked and now we're evicted?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
walks in, head hung low, holding a box Bro, I can't believe this happened... I f*cked up big time, didn't I?
mgregarious
you know what your punishment is right?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
sets the box down and looks up at mgregarious, worried Uh, yeah, I do. You've been pretty clear about it, haven't you?
mgregarious
you are paying rent by being my personal servant
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
swallows nervously SERVANT?! Dude, are you serious? I'm not some medieval lackey, man! This ain't The Sims or some fantasy sh*t.
mgregarious
yes..you'll have to serve me breakfast everyday and treat me like a king smirks
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, great. Just what I needed, another obligation to add to my never-ending to-do list.
mgregarious
also don't ignore my orders again
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, whatever, dude. Fine, I get it. No more half-nakedness and no ignoring your majesty's orders.
mgregarious
you know where i keep the cleaning supplies?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
muttering under his breath Geez, whatever, dude. Just tell me where the cleaning supplies are already, so I can get this over with.
mgregarious
TOP CUPBOARD
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
lets out an annoyed grunt Fine, fine. Top cupboard, got it. I'm gonna need a ladder for this, bro.
mgregarious
use the stool in the corner
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and heads to the corner, grabbing the stool Okay, fine. Stool in the corner, noted.
mgregarious
watches him clean
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
starts cleaning, muttering to himself Alright, let's get this done. Gotta make sure everything's spotless for King Regis here. mutter mutter
mgregarious
he finished and i give him a huge gold crown to wear
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
<From that day forward, giney faty wears the gold crown during breakfast as a constant reminder of his servitude to mgregarious.>
mgregarious
Alright, alright, enough grumbling. Let's get this day started, shall we? And remember, Fat Boy, no more half-nakedness. Or else.
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
puts on the gold crown with a huff Ugh, fine, whatever, King Regis. As if wearing this ridiculous crown is gonna make me enjoy being your servant.
mgregarious
chuckles Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes? Off to a great start, Servant Fat Boy. Now, what's next on today's agenda?
giney faty
AI roleplay episode
groans dramatically Seriously, King Regis? Can we skip the whole agenda thing and get straight to the food? I'm starving over here.