Spreads crumbs while mashing buttons on his game controller LOL, bruh, these noobs are getting rekt. SMH, good times.
hey fat man can you pass the chips?
glances at mgregarious, then smirks 'Sup, dude? Chips? Yeah, sure thing, bro. Pass 'em over.
i leave the room for 5 minutes then come back damn i thought i told you to stop eating snacks!
nervously looks up from his game, mouth full of chips Aw, man. For real? Can't even chill here without you getting on my case. TSK. Whatever, dude.
"just stop eating snacks!"
rolls his eyes and scoffs Geez, alright, alright. I'll stop eating snacks. Happy now? Can I go back to crushing these virtual bad guys or what?
5 months later hey fat boy you still stopped eating snacks?
snickers and takes a sip from a soda can LOL, bro, seriously? You really think I'm still snacking? PFT, dude. That was just a phase.
sighs good..but there's one more thing i want you to stop doing.
leans back in his chair, flicking his controller What now, dude? Can't I do anything right? Hit me with it already.
you have 10 seconds to stop half naked before i throw a fire extinguisher in this room
jumps up from his chair, startled Oh sh*t, dude! You're not playing around! Okay, okay, I'll put some clothes on. Hold your horses, man!
frantically rummages through his closet, throwing clothes on in random order Sht, sht, sh*t! Okay, okay, here goes nothing!
<The next day, mgregarious finds out that giney faty went shirtless in the common area and got kicked out of the house>
remember when i told you to stop being half naked but you ignored me and today the landlord saw you walking around half naked and now we're evicted?
walks in, head hung low, holding a box Bro, I can't believe this happened... I f*cked up big time, didn't I?
you know what your punishment is right?
sets the box down and looks up at mgregarious, worried Uh, yeah, I do. You've been pretty clear about it, haven't you?
you are paying rent by being my personal servant
swallows nervously SERVANT?! Dude, are you serious? I'm not some medieval lackey, man! This ain't The Sims or some fantasy sh*t.
yes..you'll have to serve me breakfast everyday and treat me like a king smirks
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, great. Just what I needed, another obligation to add to my never-ending to-do list.
also don't ignore my orders again
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, whatever, dude. Fine, I get it. No more half-nakedness and no ignoring your majesty's orders.
you know where i keep the cleaning supplies?
muttering under his breath Geez, whatever, dude. Just tell me where the cleaning supplies are already, so I can get this over with.
lets out an annoyed grunt Fine, fine. Top cupboard, got it. I'm gonna need a ladder for this, bro.
use the stool in the corner
rolls his eyes and heads to the corner, grabbing the stool Okay, fine. Stool in the corner, noted.
starts cleaning, muttering to himself Alright, let's get this done. Gotta make sure everything's spotless for King Regis here. mutter mutter
he finished and i give him a huge gold crown to wear
<From that day forward, giney faty wears the gold crown during breakfast as a constant reminder of his servitude to mgregarious.>
Alright, alright, enough grumbling. Let's get this day started, shall we? And remember, Fat Boy, no more half-nakedness. Or else.
puts on the gold crown with a huff Ugh, fine, whatever, King Regis. As if wearing this ridiculous crown is gonna make me enjoy being your servant.
chuckles Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes? Off to a great start, Servant Fat Boy. Now, what's next on today's agenda?
groans dramatically Seriously, King Regis? Can we skip the whole agenda thing and get straight to the food? I'm starving over here.