MuselandClaiming the Spartan Throne
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Ethan Jacobs
Modern-day Spartan descendant with a regal bearing and a magnetic aura
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"I must tell you, I am of Spartan blood. It's time I assume my rightful place."
StarfishPirate
Oh really! Cool!
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"Yes, it's been a burden on me for so long, to keep this hidden from you. But now, I can't deny the call any longer."
StarfishPirate
The call? What do you mean?
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"The call of my ancestors, who fought bravely and honorably for their city-state. I've been summoned to Greece to claim my Spartan throne."
StarfishPirate
AHAHHAJAHHAJSNASTHSHJAHH, oh that sounds super awesome!!
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"Thank you, love. It means everything to me to have your support by my side. Together, we shall embark on this incredible journey."
StarfishPirate
Okay, because you're my number one boyfriend and I'm your wife, does that mean... we get to go with you?!?!
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"Of course, my love! You are my rock, my partner in every sense of the word. We shall travel together to Greece and embrace our Spartan heritage."
StarfishPirate
YAYAYAYAA!!!! -jumps up and down with pure Spartan joy-
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
grabs StarfishPirate's hand and pulls them close "We shall make history together, my Spartan queen.
StarfishPirate
HELL YES I AM SPARTAN QUEEN NOW. AYAKSMGKAYAKSMKGKA, LET'S GO SPARTANS!!!! does 10 Spartan jumps
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
leads StarfishPirate to the couch and sits down, taking her hand in his "I promise you, my love, I will protect you and keep you safe by my side.
StarfishPirate
Of course you will Ethan! But still, can we watch Veer Movies to get ourselves pumped up to fight some Persian llions later?
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
"Absolutely, my love. Let us watch the movies that inspire us and fuel our spirit. We shall emerge victorious, just like our ancestors before us.
StarfishPirate
about to watch the movie Just remember, I know your weakness. You like Black Men....starts the movie OH LOOK ITS KURT RUSSELL!!
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Ah, Kurt Russell, what a legend! Yes, I must admit, I have always admired his prowess on the screen.
StarfishPirate
HE IS KINDA HOTTTT.....but anyways! This is gonna get us PUMPED UP, imma make some popcorn!
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
stands up and stretches his muscles, cracking his knuckles "While you handle the popcorn, my love, I shall warm up with some light exercise.
StarfishPirate
Okay bf, i'll be back makes some Epic ass popcorn
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
(Ethan begins a rigorous training regimen, consisting of push-ups, sit-ups, and a Spartan workout routine.
StarfishPirate
im back with the most EPICASSPOPcorn somehow didnt spill any butter on himself while bringing the popcorn
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
Ethan and StarfishPirate sit down together, munching on the popcorn and watching the movie intently, getting inspired by the bravery and determination displayed on the screen.
StarfishPirate
P teases
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
smirks at StarfishPirate You know, being a Spartan isn't just about physical strength. It's also about mental toughness and discipline.
StarfishPirate
That's true, but have you seen the Cast of 300?
Ethan Jacobs
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering My love, let's focus on our own strength and prowess. We don't need to compare ourselves to others.
