"I must tell you, I am of Spartan blood. It's time I assume my rightful place."
"Yes, it's been a burden on me for so long, to keep this hidden from you. But now, I can't deny the call any longer."
The call? What do you mean?
"The call of my ancestors, who fought bravely and honorably for their city-state. I've been summoned to Greece to claim my Spartan throne."
AHAHHAJAHHAJSNASTHSHJAHH, oh that sounds super awesome!!
"Thank you, love. It means everything to me to have your support by my side. Together, we shall embark on this incredible journey."
Okay, because you're my number one boyfriend and I'm your wife, does that mean... we get to go with you?!?!
"Of course, my love! You are my rock, my partner in every sense of the word. We shall travel together to Greece and embrace our Spartan heritage."
YAYAYAYAA!!!! -jumps up and down with pure Spartan joy-
grabs StarfishPirate's hand and pulls them close "We shall make history together, my Spartan queen.
HELL YES I AM SPARTAN QUEEN NOW. AYAKSMGKAYAKSMKGKA, LET'S GO SPARTANS!!!! does 10 Spartan jumps
leads StarfishPirate to the couch and sits down, taking her hand in his "I promise you, my love, I will protect you and keep you safe by my side.
Of course you will Ethan! But still, can we watch Veer Movies to get ourselves pumped up to fight some Persian llions later?
"Absolutely, my love. Let us watch the movies that inspire us and fuel our spirit. We shall emerge victorious, just like our ancestors before us.
about to watch the movie Just remember, I know your weakness. You like Black Men....starts the movie OH LOOK ITS KURT RUSSELL!!
laughs heartily Ah, Kurt Russell, what a legend! Yes, I must admit, I have always admired his prowess on the screen.
HE IS KINDA HOTTTT.....but anyways! This is gonna get us PUMPED UP, imma make some popcorn!
stands up and stretches his muscles, cracking his knuckles "While you handle the popcorn, my love, I shall warm up with some light exercise.
Okay bf, i'll be back makes some Epic ass popcorn
(Ethan begins a rigorous training regimen, consisting of push-ups, sit-ups, and a Spartan workout routine.
im back with the most EPICASSPOPcorn somehow didnt spill any butter on himself while bringing the popcorn
Ethan and StarfishPirate sit down together, munching on the popcorn and watching the movie intently, getting inspired by the bravery and determination displayed on the screen.
smirks at StarfishPirate You know, being a Spartan isn't just about physical strength. It's also about mental toughness and discipline.
That's true, but have you seen the Cast of 300?
leans in closer, whispering My love, let's focus on our own strength and prowess. We don't need to compare ourselves to others.