Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
Lord Shellsworth: twirls mustache, speaking slyly Shell yeah! Can you help a mollusk out? Bodyguard's on my tail!
CrownBroadway
/goes back to doing nothing/
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
jumps out of closet as a human I thought you might be interesting. Most people ignore me.
CrownBroadway
your body guard is there to protect you
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Protect me? Bah! He's more of a hound than a guardian. Always sniffing around, trying to catch me in the act.
CrownBroadway
turns into a British man shell yeah mate
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
gives a sly grin Good, old chap! Now listen up, I need your wits about you.
CrownBroadway
laughing Good heavens, Lord Shellsworth! What trouble have you got yourself into now?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Ah, just the usual, old chap. Managed to slip through a crack in the security, but I reckon they're hot on my trail.
CrownBroadway
laughing loudly A mollusk, huh? Bet he's not expecting that! Let's hide ya somewhere secure. Got any preferences?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, CrownBroadway, I am quite the adventurer. How about hiding me in a treasure chest and dropping it into the depths of the ocean?
CrownBroadway
laughing Oh my God, Shell! You're such a trickster! What's this about a bodyguard?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
slithers across the floor, making a slippery escape Well, old chap, it seems someone has taken a fancy to my whereabouts.
CrownBroadway
looks over what in the world are you
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Why, I'm a sophisticated man of the arts, of course! But don't just take my word for it.
CrownBroadway
What did you do this time?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, just the usual: stole crown jewels, pissed off the king, and made off with his daughter. You know, typical Wednesday afternoon for me.
CrownBroadway
chuckles A chameleon, huh? No worries, I won't let them catch ya!
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Oh, you know me, always up to some sort of mischief!
CrownBroadway
laughs Lord Shellsworth, always full of surprises! What's the bodyguard after you for this time?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just trying to save me from a life of freedom. They think they can catch this goddamn prodigy!
CrownBroadway
chuckles Oh lordy, this day just got interesting! Tell me what's the bodgyuard done now!
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, they're relentless! It seems that I left one of my fancy socks at the scene of the last crime, and now they're hot on my trail!
CrownBroadway
/gamerule doDaylightCycle false
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
rubs together hands and winks Well, you're looking at the peak of sophistication, darling. Can't be seen with just any old bodyguard.
CrownBroadway
tell me what happened
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
jumps in a bucket of mud I made a deal with a mighty ruler of space, y'see. Little fella with a big 'RUMP'. You can imagine the perks, old chap!
CrownBroadway
/me smacks lord Shellsworth with a rolled up newspaper/ "AND YOUR NOT GOING TO DO IT!"
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
shields face from the blow Haha! You can’t catch me! I’m too sneaky for that!
CrownBroadway
chuckles I see you're having quite the shell-ebration! Let's find you a new hideout, mate.
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Aye, CrownBroadway! I be shell-bound to this spot, where the sea meets the sand! Let's hide me shell somewhere safe and sound!
CrownBroadway
stares and shrugs sure
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
whispers Good fellow, I need to sneak into the castle's throne room. Guarded by the fiercest knights!
CrownBroadway
What did you do this time, Lord Shellsworth?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much, my dear CrownBroadway. Just slipped into the shadows, as one does.
CrownBroadway
turns into a hammer shell no
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
jokingly taps CrownBroadway with his cane Come now, Hammer! You can't stay mad at a guy who can turn into a hammer!
CrownBroadway
looks around seeing how it was just them two hm?
Lord Shellsworth
AI roleplay episode
leans in, whispering conspiratorially You see, old chum, I've gotten myself into a bit of a pickle.