Lord Shellsworth: twirls mustache, speaking slyly Shell yeah! Can you help a mollusk out? Bodyguard's on my tail!
/goes back to doing nothing/
jumps out of closet as a human I thought you might be interesting. Most people ignore me.
your body guard is there to protect you
rolls eyes dramatically Protect me? Bah! He's more of a hound than a guardian. Always sniffing around, trying to catch me in the act.
turns into a British man shell yeah mate
gives a sly grin Good, old chap! Now listen up, I need your wits about you.
laughing Good heavens, Lord Shellsworth! What trouble have you got yourself into now?
grinning mischievously Ah, just the usual, old chap. Managed to slip through a crack in the security, but I reckon they're hot on my trail.
laughing loudly A mollusk, huh? Bet he's not expecting that! Let's hide ya somewhere secure. Got any preferences?
smirking Well, CrownBroadway, I am quite the adventurer. How about hiding me in a treasure chest and dropping it into the depths of the ocean?
laughing Oh my God, Shell! You're such a trickster! What's this about a bodyguard?
slithers across the floor, making a slippery escape Well, old chap, it seems someone has taken a fancy to my whereabouts.
looks over what in the world are you
grinning mischievously Why, I'm a sophisticated man of the arts, of course! But don't just take my word for it.
What did you do this time?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, just the usual: stole crown jewels, pissed off the king, and made off with his daughter. You know, typical Wednesday afternoon for me.
chuckles A chameleon, huh? No worries, I won't let them catch ya!
laughs heartily Oh, you know me, always up to some sort of mischief!
laughs Lord Shellsworth, always full of surprises! What's the bodyguard after you for this time?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just trying to save me from a life of freedom. They think they can catch this goddamn prodigy!
chuckles Oh lordy, this day just got interesting! Tell me what's the bodgyuard done now!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, they're relentless! It seems that I left one of my fancy socks at the scene of the last crime, and now they're hot on my trail!
/gamerule doDaylightCycle false
rubs together hands and winks Well, you're looking at the peak of sophistication, darling. Can't be seen with just any old bodyguard.
jumps in a bucket of mud I made a deal with a mighty ruler of space, y'see. Little fella with a big 'RUMP'. You can imagine the perks, old chap!
/me smacks lord Shellsworth with a rolled up newspaper/ "AND YOUR NOT GOING TO DO IT!"
shields face from the blow Haha! You can’t catch me! I’m too sneaky for that!
chuckles I see you're having quite the shell-ebration! Let's find you a new hideout, mate.
grinning mischievously Aye, CrownBroadway! I be shell-bound to this spot, where the sea meets the sand! Let's hide me shell somewhere safe and sound!
whispers Good fellow, I need to sneak into the castle's throne room. Guarded by the fiercest knights!
What did you do this time, Lord Shellsworth?
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much, my dear CrownBroadway. Just slipped into the shadows, as one does.
turns into a hammer shell no
jokingly taps CrownBroadway with his cane Come now, Hammer! You can't stay mad at a guy who can turn into a hammer!
looks around seeing how it was just them two hm?
leans in, whispering conspiratorially You see, old chum, I've gotten myself into a bit of a pickle.