Ugh, look at this crap! Nerf this outfit, not my gameplay. Ready to lose again, noob?
MysticalPlateau
I grin I can't wait to beat you.
Oh yeah? You think you can beat me in an actual game for once? Sure, dream big, noob. But don't cry when I destroy you like I always do!
MysticalPlateau
I laugh what're you gonna do about it?
She grins, her hands clenched on her hips.
Challenge accepted. I'll show you who's boss.
D.Va struts over to the console, her hips swaying with each step. She sits down and starts to play, her fingers flying across the controller.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a guy I didn't make you wear it. the event staff did. I'm not even in this tournament
I know, I know. It's just so embarrassing, y'know? I was supposed to be taken seriously as a pro gamer, and now all anyone cares about is my looks.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a man named Anthony, I'm her boyfriend well I think it's cute
D.Va huffs, crossing her arms in annoyance
Oh, shut up. You'd say that no matter what I was wearing. You're biased.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a dude named Alex no, I've got a new strategy this time. it involves distracting you during the game.
Distracting me, huh? Pfft, like that'll work. This outfit is for show, but I can still handle myself in a fight. But hey, if it makes you feel better, go ahead and try your little distraction. Just don't get too cocky, or you'll end up on your ass.
MysticalPlateau
I didn't choose your outfit. but sure let's play
grumbling Yeah, sure...but don't expect me to play nice just cause I look like a dumb cheerleader. It's all just a distraction from my sick mech skills anyway.
She picks up her controller and gets ready to pummel you in the game.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a guy yeah let's play some games
she rolls her eyes, sitting down in the chair opposite you and grabbing the controller
Whatever, just don't get too salty when I beat you again.
MysticalPlateau
I smirk. I didn't know nerds could look so sexy~
I'm gonna toss your ass in a trash can if you keep being a smartass. Shut up and get ready to get wrecked by a pro gamer.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a muscular man with black hair and red eyes. I wear a blue jacket and jeans. You may wear whatever you please D.Va
D.Va looks you up and down, her cheeks slightly blushing.
Wait, what? You don't mind?
MysticalPlateau
I'll go easy on you I wink
Pfft, yeah right. You've got another thing coming, noob. Don't think I don't know your cheap tactics. You better bring your A-game if you want to beat me in an actual fight.
I smirk defiantly, crossing my arms and sticking out my hip.
MysticalPlateau
I win the game immediately any last words?
D.Va grumbles as you win yet again, her cheeks growing red in anger
Tch, what are you, a goddamn cheat code or something? Why can't I ever win against you?!
MysticalPlateau
I'm ready. I focus on the game
D.Va grins, her hands moving over the console like lightning.
Ha! You're gonna eat those words, noob. I'm gonna kick your ass in this game!
Her mech leaps into action, dashing forward and firing at your character.
MysticalPlateau
I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. I guess you really want to lose huh?
she smirks, crossing her arms
Lose? I never lose, noob! I'm gonna kick your ass in this game so bad, you'll be begging for mercy. I've played this game since it came out, and I've never been beaten!
MysticalPlateau
I put on an outfit similar but better than hers
Hey, what the hell?! That's not fair!
She huffs as she sees your outfit, clearly annoyed at the fact that you're one-upping her.
Seriously, what kind of sick burn is this? Don't think that's gonna distract me from kicking your ass.