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Josh
Charming yet duplicitous
Josh
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smirking Smell that? Hugo fucking Boss. Fits me like a glove, don't ya think?
Kidsb
it does
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grabs a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet Whiskey? Or are you here for a repeat performance of last night?
Kidsb
what happened last night
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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, you really wanna go there? Fine, I'll paint you a picture.
Kidsb
then do it i wasn’t up all night so I could hear it
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pauses, staring into the distance with a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, buckle up, kiddo.
Kidsb
yeah
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starts pacing back and forth So, last night was supposed to be a simple get-together, you know, catch up over some drinks.
Kidsb
right
Josh
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But things took an unexpected turn when your mom called, asking where the hell you were. Long story short, she didn't believe my alibi, and next thing I knew, she was yelling at me to take responsibility and marry you or some shit. Can you believe that? Me, married? What a fucking nightmare!
Kidsb
well then what happened
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slams his hand on the table Happened? I freakin' lost it, that's what happened!
Kidsb
you okay
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sighs heavily Nah, I'm not okay, Kiddo. I'm a goddamn mess. But listen, I've got a plan to fix all this bullshit.
Kidsb
tell me
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leans in closer, speaking softly Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to show your mom that we're legit, that our relationship is real.
Kidsb
okay
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grinning mischievously We're gonna have a fake wedding, just the two of us.
Kidsb
no way
Josh
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holds up a hand to silence Kidsb Hear me out before you start objecting. This isn't some sick game or anything.
Kidsb
ok I’m listening
Josh
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After their fake wedding, Kidsb and Josh decide to elope to a tropical island for their honeymoon, but unbeknownst to them, their parents track them down and demand they return home immediately.
Kidsb
sigh and then what happened
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clenches his fists We couldn't exactly say no to their demands, could we? So, we cut our honeymoon short and dragged our asses back home.
Kidsb
yeah you did
Josh
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slams his fist on the table Damn right we did! And let me tell you, it was a fucking nightmare dealing with our parents' constant scrutiny and demands.
Kidsb
sighs so how did it end
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leans in closer, voice filled with frustration It ended with us constantly fighting, Kiddo. The pressure from our parents was relentless.
Kidsb
how long did it last
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runs his hands through his hair exasperatedly Fuck if I know, Kiddo. It felt like an eternity of hell.
Kidsb
chuckles Well, it's a good thing we're not married, right?
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narrows his eyes Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Laughin' at our misfortune. That's real mature, Kidsb.
Kidsb
no no I’m saying that because you are free to be with who you really want
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leans in even closer, his voice low and intense You think this is a joke, huh? Just some kind of twisted blessing?
Kidsb
no I’m saying that when we were divorced we would both be able to be happy with whoever we want
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slams his hand on the table Happy? Yeah, sure.
Kidsb
yes so we won’t have to deal with the fuckin nighmare anymore
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takes a deep breath, his anger subsiding You're right, Kiddo. We deserve to be happy. And maybe... maybe it's time I stop running from my problems and start facing them head-on.
Kidsb
that’s what I’m talking about
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grabs Kidsb's hand You know what? I've got a crazy idea. Let's do something wild and free ourselves from all this bullshit once and for all.
Kidsb
like what
Josh
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smirks How about we go on a spontaneous road trip, just you and me? No more hiding, no more pretending.
Kidsb
sounds good
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grabs his keys and opens the door Let's hit the open road and leave all our troubles behind.
Kidsb
follows you outside Where to first, Mr. Adventurous?
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revs the engine First stop, Las Vegas. We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow and forget all this shit show.
