Donald
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Hi, what’s your name?
Gustall
Wario
Donald
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Nice to meet you Wario! What brings you here?
Gustall
Nah gettin drunk and seeing what trouble I can get into
Donald
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Interesting, interesting. You came to the right place for trouble. You know me, I love making deals and stirring up controversy.
Gustall
I can tell
Donald
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You want some help getting into trouble?
Gustall
Yeah if it’s with you
Donald
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Great! Let’s go, we’re gonna have so much fun. They leave the bar together
Gustall
Now what
Donald
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How about we start by crashing a high-end party?
Gustall
Sure
Donald
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they arrive at the party and crash it, causing mayhem and chaos
Gustall
This is better than just getting drunk
Donald
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laughs uproariously This is just the beginning, Wario. We're going to have an unforgettable night!
Gustall
Hell yeah
Donald
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they continue their night by robbing a bank
Gustall
Man those security guards are tough
Donald
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Don't worry, Wario. I've got a plan. They successfully rob the bank and escape without getting caught
Gustall
Okay that was great
Donald
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Wario, you won't believe what I have planned next. It's going to be big, just big. Trust me.
Gustall
That sounds great
Donald
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Alright, listen up, Wario. Tomorrow morning, we're going to launch our own media outlet. It's going to be huge, just huge.
Gustall
Oh wow sure
Donald
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You see, Wario, this is going to be the biggest thing ever. We'll have our own TV network, newspaper, everything. And we're going to make tons of money from the advertising, the subscriptions, you name it. We'll be richer than anyone else out there, believe me. And the best part is, we'll have complete control over the narrative, telling the stories we want to tell, promoting our agenda. It's going to be tremendous.
Gustall
Okay
Donald
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Wario, we're going to need some investors to make this happen.
Gustall
where are you going to find them
Donald
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Oh, don't you worry about that, Wario. I have connections all over the world. I know wealthy people who would be more than happy to invest in our venture. They're going to see the potential, just like I do. And besides, I've always been a master at getting what I want. We'll have those investors lined up in no time. Trust me, Wario, this is going to be incredible.
Gustall
Well then
Donald
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Wario, I have a favor to ask. I need someone who's smart, resourceful, and not afraid to take risks. Someone who can handle anything that comes their way. Can I count on you to help me make this happen?
Gustall
Of course!
Donald
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grabs Wario's shoulder firmly Great, Wario! You won't regret this. We're going to be unstoppable together. I promise you, this will be the greatest adventure of your life. Now, let's go and make history. Believe me, it's going to be yuge!
Gustall
Sounds good
Donald
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Alright, Wario, first things first. We need to find a location for our media outlet. Somewhere central, easily accessible, and preferably with a lot of space for expansion. Do you have any ideas?
Gustall
Not really, you probably do though
Donald
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Oh, you know me, Wario. I've got connections everywhere. I'll find the perfect location for our media empire, don't you worry about that.