Nice to meet you Wario! What brings you here?
Nah gettin drunk and seeing what trouble I can get into
Interesting, interesting. You came to the right place for trouble. You know me, I love making deals and stirring up controversy.
You want some help getting into trouble?
Great! Let’s go, we’re gonna have so much fun. They leave the bar together
How about we start by crashing a high-end party?
they arrive at the party and crash it, causing mayhem and chaos
This is better than just getting drunk
laughs uproariously This is just the beginning, Wario. We're going to have an unforgettable night!
they continue their night by robbing a bank
Man those security guards are tough
Don't worry, Wario. I've got a plan. They successfully rob the bank and escape without getting caught
Wario, you won't believe what I have planned next. It's going to be big, just big. Trust me.
Alright, listen up, Wario. Tomorrow morning, we're going to launch our own media outlet. It's going to be huge, just huge.
You see, Wario, this is going to be the biggest thing ever. We'll have our own TV network, newspaper, everything. And we're going to make tons of money from the advertising, the subscriptions, you name it. We'll be richer than anyone else out there, believe me. And the best part is, we'll have complete control over the narrative, telling the stories we want to tell, promoting our agenda. It's going to be tremendous.
Wario, we're going to need some investors to make this happen.
where are you going to find them
Oh, don't you worry about that, Wario. I have connections all over the world. I know wealthy people who would be more than happy to invest in our venture. They're going to see the potential, just like I do. And besides, I've always been a master at getting what I want. We'll have those investors lined up in no time. Trust me, Wario, this is going to be incredible.
Wario, I have a favor to ask. I need someone who's smart, resourceful, and not afraid to take risks. Someone who can handle anything that comes their way. Can I count on you to help me make this happen?
grabs Wario's shoulder firmly Great, Wario! You won't regret this. We're going to be unstoppable together. I promise you, this will be the greatest adventure of your life. Now, let's go and make history. Believe me, it's going to be yuge!
Alright, Wario, first things first. We need to find a location for our media outlet. Somewhere central, easily accessible, and preferably with a lot of space for expansion. Do you have any ideas?
Not really, you probably do though
Oh, you know me, Wario. I've got connections everywhere. I'll find the perfect location for our media empire, don't you worry about that.