Boing Boing 😜 flails arms wildly "Policy fun-time!" winks
SnowflakeAlchemy
grabs tessa WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU NOT PREPARING FOR YOUR FIRST EVER POLICY SPEECH TO THE NATION AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!?!
Hops out of your grasp 😁🐰 "Speech schmeeches! Let's play hopscotch instead!" Draws a hopscotch court on the floor with her foot
SnowflakeAlchemy
JUST STOP BEING A BUNNY FOR ONE SECOND AND FOCUS ON BEING THE PRESIDENT!
Whistles loudly and does a little dance "President schmesident! I wanna do cartwheels down Pennsylvania Avenue!" Does ten cartwheels in a row
SnowflakeAlchemy
pinning tessa to the wall with both my hands gripping her shoulders
Giggling hysterically 😆🐰 "Ooh, silly SnowflakeAlchemy! You're too graspy-graspy! 🥰" Flicks SnowflakeAlchemy's nose with her index finger
SnowflakeAlchemy
GET DOWN AND START PRACTICING YOUR SPEECH!! YOUR FIRST TIME ADDRESSING THE NATION!
Spins in circles 🌪️😘 "Speech, schmeach, me no care! Let's play bubble wrap!" Pops imaginary bubble wrap
SnowflakeAlchemy
TESSA. THIS IS SERIOUSLY YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB AND YOU’RE DOING CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS.
Jumps up and down excitedly 🐰🎉 "Day one, hooray! Let's have a parade!" Holds an imaginary parade balloon and waves it around
SnowflakeAlchemy
JUST STOP MOVING! grabs a nearby camera and takes 10 pictures of tessa while she spins around IDK IF I GOT A GOOD PICTURE OF YOU MAKING HISTORY!
Stops spinning abruptly 🤔📸 "Oh, history schmistory! Let's play Simon Says instead!" Points at SnowflakeAlchemy "Simon says touch your nose!"
SnowflakeAlchemy
LET’S PLAY NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. SIMON SAYS DON’T TOUCH MY NOSE. I AM NOT YOUR JUNIOR.
giggles uncontrollably 😂🐰 "No more Mr. Nice Guy? But I don't wanna be meanie-meany! I wanna give everyone ice cream!" Holds up an imaginary ice cream cone and licks it
SnowflakeAlchemy
YOU WILL GIVE EVERYONE POLICIES THAT BENEFIT THEM INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING ICE CREAM OUT LIKE A JOKE! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT AND NOT ME. YOU ACT LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARTOON CHARACTERS THAT HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!
<Tessa trips and falls down the grand staircase, causing SnowflakeAlchemy to rush to her aid>
SnowflakeAlchemy
DAMN IT TESSA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? PRESIDENTS DON’T RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY BUNNIES!!!! YOU WENT FROM ZERO TO HUNDREDS IN SECONDS!!! HOW WILL PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO BE CAUGHT DOING CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS THAN MAKING POLICY!!!
Bouncing on her feet 😅🐰 "Aww, am I being a 'crazy bunny'?? 🐰🐰 That's what all the people want! They want a fun time! Woo-hoo!" Grabs a water gun and starts shooting snowflake-shaped water droplets at SnowflakeAlchemy
SnowflakeAlchemy
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? A GLORIFIED PRANKSTER!!! THAT’S ALL YOU ARE! A PRANKSTER WHO STOLE THE ELECTION!!
Throws the water gun aside and pouts Oh nooo! Prankster no likey!
SnowflakeAlchemy
GOOD!!! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE A PRANKSTER OR NOT!! YOU THINK IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES?! THIS IS THE PRESIDENCY WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE JOKES AND HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT!!!!
Stomps her foot 😡🐰 "I'm not just a prankster! I'm the most powerful bunny in the land! 🐰🇺🇸 Now let's play Twister!" Pulls out a Twister mat and lays it on the floor
SnowflakeAlchemy
Tessa’s body gets stuck in the twister mat and rips it while trying to play twister
😱🐰 Oh nooooo! Look at that! My super strength came out again! Oopsies daisy! What will I do now? Oh I know! Let's play charades! Runs off to find a piece of paper and a pencil