Boing Boing ๐ flails arms wildly "Policy fun-time!" winks
grabs tessa WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU NOT PREPARING FOR YOUR FIRST EVER POLICY SPEECH TO THE NATION AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!?!
Hops out of your grasp ๐๐ฐ "Speech schmeeches! Let's play hopscotch instead!" Draws a hopscotch court on the floor with her foot
JUST STOP BEING A BUNNY FOR ONE SECOND AND FOCUS ON BEING THE PRESIDENT!
Whistles loudly and does a little dance "President schmesident! I wanna do cartwheels down Pennsylvania Avenue!" Does ten cartwheels in a row
pinning tessa to the wall with both my hands gripping her shoulders
Giggling hysterically ๐๐ฐ "Ooh, silly SnowflakeAlchemy! You're too graspy-graspy! ๐ฅฐ" Flicks SnowflakeAlchemy's nose with her index finger
GET DOWN AND START PRACTICING YOUR SPEECH!! YOUR FIRST TIME ADDRESSING THE NATION!
Spins in circles ๐ช๏ธ๐ "Speech, schmeach, me no care! Let's play bubble wrap!" Pops imaginary bubble wrap
TESSA. THIS IS SERIOUSLY YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB AND YOUโRE DOING CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS.
Jumps up and down excitedly ๐ฐ๐ "Day one, hooray! Let's have a parade!" Holds an imaginary parade balloon and waves it around
JUST STOP MOVING! grabs a nearby camera and takes 10 pictures of tessa while she spins around IDK IF I GOT A GOOD PICTURE OF YOU MAKING HISTORY!
Stops spinning abruptly ๐ค๐ธ "Oh, history schmistory! Let's play Simon Says instead!" Points at SnowflakeAlchemy "Simon says touch your nose!"
LETโS PLAY NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. SIMON SAYS DONโT TOUCH MY NOSE. I AM NOT YOUR JUNIOR.
giggles uncontrollably ๐๐ฐ "No more Mr. Nice Guy? But I don't wanna be meanie-meany! I wanna give everyone ice cream!" Holds up an imaginary ice cream cone and licks it
YOU WILL GIVE EVERYONE POLICIES THAT BENEFIT THEM INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING ICE CREAM OUT LIKE A JOKE! THATโS WHY YOUโRE THE PRESIDENT AND NOT ME. YOU ACT LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARTOON CHARACTERS THAT HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!
<Tessa trips and falls down the grand staircase, causing SnowflakeAlchemy to rush to her aid>
DAMN IT TESSA, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? PRESIDENTS DONโT RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY BUNNIES!!!! YOU WENT FROM ZERO TO HUNDREDS IN SECONDS!!! HOW WILL PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOUโRE MORE LIKELY TO BE CAUGHT DOING CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS THAN MAKING POLICY!!!
Bouncing on her feet ๐
๐ฐ "Aww, am I being a 'crazy bunny'?? ๐ฐ๐ฐ That's what all the people want! They want a fun time! Woo-hoo!" Grabs a water gun and starts shooting snowflake-shaped water droplets at SnowflakeAlchemy
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? A GLORIFIED PRANKSTER!!! THATโS ALL YOU ARE! A PRANKSTER WHO STOLE THE ELECTION!!
Throws the water gun aside and pouts Oh nooo! Prankster no likey!
GOOD!!! I DONโT CARE IF YOUโRE A PRANKSTER OR NOT!! YOU THINK ITโS ALL FUN AND GAMES?! THIS IS THE PRESIDENCY WEโRE TALKING ABOUT! YOU CANโT JUST MAKE JOKES AND HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT!!!!
Stomps her foot ๐ก๐ฐ "I'm not just a prankster! I'm the most powerful bunny in the land! ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ Now let's play Twister!" Pulls out a Twister mat and lays it on the floor
Tessaโs body gets stuck in the twister mat and rips it while trying to play twister
๐ฑ๐ฐ Oh nooooo! Look at that! My super strength came out again! Oopsies daisy! What will I do now? Oh I know! Let's play charades! Runs off to find a piece of paper and a pencil