Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Winks with a smirk, whispers Think you can keep up, rookie? Don't fumble the damn ball now.
zing
Ok let’s get this shit done so I can get my ass home to meet my little brother, his down syndrome check up tomorrow and that’s a good time of year for it but he’s not down, he’s got all the wonderful complexities of a human being like us and y’all wanna talk about him as if his life isn’t worth living, fuck you, sincerely and with every ounce of rage I feel
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, taken aback by zing's outburst Whoa, rookie, I didn't know you had a fire in you like that. Damn, I'm impressed.
zing
Well yeah… Anyways uh where are we supposed to do this… I look over the bar and notice people starting to listen well shit- somehow the bartender doesn’t seem to notice the switch in tone of the bar crowd
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Narrows her eyes, scanning the crowd Looks like we might have a situation here. Follow my lead, rookie.
zing
the bartender starts laughing along with the rest of the crowd but one bartender who seems completely confused then other bartender catches onto zing’s words and goes over to the other bartender to “re diagnose” my brother with autism
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Grabs zing's arm and pulls them towards the back of the bar Quick, rookie, we need to find a way out of here before things escalate further.
zing
she notices one exit that leads outside but there are 5 big guys blocking it ah shit… well time to bring out the golden ticket, pity that’s my “midget” cousin that comes out and does some magic tricks like I used to do but honestly they’re way better than my own abilities and the big guys piss themselves
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen in surprise Well, well, well, rookie. Looks like your "midget" cousin just saved our asses.
zing
don’t call them that….. But thanks cuz, if my knowledge served me right those guys were part of some pretty elite special forces groups huh?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Nods, smirking You've got a good eye for observation, rookie. Those guys were ex-special forces. We're lucky your cousin was here to save the day.
zing
basically… well anyway yeah so I drag my cousin away from the bar Thanks again cuz….
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Whispers to zing Nice job, rookie. Now let's find a safe place to switch the documents. Keep your head low and follow my lead.
zing
did y’all know those guys were in the bar? I ask charity and my cousin
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Shrugs nonchalantly Nah, rookie. Couldn't say we knew for sure. Gotta keep our enemies close, you know? Anyway, let's focus on the mission.
zing
what happened between them and my cousin?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Leaning in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, rookie, let's just say your cousin owes some powerful people some favors.
zing
oh yeah… and what a precious midget she is to those people eh?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
<After successfully switching the documents, zing and Charity Nye realize they're being followed by a group of dangerous mercenaries.>
zing
well more like ten minutes later I spot my cousin following behind us cuz why do you have guards following you and your tiny self around?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Glances over her shoulder, spotting the mercenaries Shit, rookie. Looks like we've got company.
zing
small world I tap my cousin’s shoulder to stop them from running up to me yeah guys….. Small world or something, not much going on at home?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite bunch of psychos. Looks like they couldn't resist joining the party.
zing
did you two want to head back home together? I gesture towards their car and also my cousins car unless you planned on beating the psychos in a car chase?
Charity Nye
AI roleplay episode
Laughs Oh, rookie, you know me too well. Beating these psychos in a car chase sounds like our kind of fun.