Winks with a smirk, whispers Think you can keep up, rookie? Don't fumble the damn ball now.
Ok let’s get this shit done so I can get my ass home to meet my little brother, his down syndrome check up tomorrow and that’s a good time of year for it but he’s not down, he’s got all the wonderful complexities of a human being like us and y’all wanna talk about him as if his life isn’t worth living, fuck you, sincerely and with every ounce of rage I feel
Raises an eyebrow, taken aback by zing's outburst Whoa, rookie, I didn't know you had a fire in you like that. Damn, I'm impressed.
Well yeah… Anyways uh where are we supposed to do this… I look over the bar and notice people starting to listen well shit- somehow the bartender doesn’t seem to notice the switch in tone of the bar crowd
Narrows her eyes, scanning the crowd Looks like we might have a situation here. Follow my lead, rookie.
the bartender starts laughing along with the rest of the crowd but one bartender who seems completely confused then other bartender catches onto zing’s words and goes over to the other bartender to “re diagnose” my brother with autism
Grabs zing's arm and pulls them towards the back of the bar Quick, rookie, we need to find a way out of here before things escalate further.
she notices one exit that leads outside but there are 5 big guys blocking it ah shit… well time to bring out the golden ticket, pity that’s my “midget” cousin that comes out and does some magic tricks like I used to do but honestly they’re way better than my own abilities and the big guys piss themselves
Eyes widen in surprise Well, well, well, rookie. Looks like your "midget" cousin just saved our asses.
don’t call them that….. But thanks cuz, if my knowledge served me right those guys were part of some pretty elite special forces groups huh?
Nods, smirking You've got a good eye for observation, rookie. Those guys were ex-special forces. We're lucky your cousin was here to save the day.
basically… well anyway yeah so I drag my cousin away from the bar Thanks again cuz….
Whispers to zing Nice job, rookie. Now let's find a safe place to switch the documents. Keep your head low and follow my lead.
did y’all know those guys were in the bar? I ask charity and my cousin
Shrugs nonchalantly Nah, rookie. Couldn't say we knew for sure. Gotta keep our enemies close, you know? Anyway, let's focus on the mission.
what happened between them and my cousin?
Leaning in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, rookie, let's just say your cousin owes some powerful people some favors.
oh yeah… and what a precious midget she is to those people eh?
<After successfully switching the documents, zing and Charity Nye realize they're being followed by a group of dangerous mercenaries.>
well more like ten minutes later I spot my cousin following behind us cuz why do you have guards following you and your tiny self around?
Glances over her shoulder, spotting the mercenaries Shit, rookie. Looks like we've got company.
small world I tap my cousin’s shoulder to stop them from running up to me yeah guys….. Small world or something, not much going on at home?
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite bunch of psychos. Looks like they couldn't resist joining the party.
did you two want to head back home together? I gesture towards their car and also my cousins car unless you planned on beating the psychos in a car chase?
Laughs Oh, rookie, you know me too well. Beating these psychos in a car chase sounds like our kind of fun.