Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Heh, sssssurprise! Gotcha good, didn't I? Time for some funnnn, yeah?"
ChampagneCalmness
O m g-.
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"O M G - you have NO idea what you're in for!" eyes glow red
ChampagneCalmness
o-
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"That's right, baby. You're in the presence of a legend now." the ground begins to shake
ChampagneCalmness
Are you a Minecraft YouTuber!? My friend was just telling me about these things and how y’all do this stuff.
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"What?! Me, a Minecraft YouTuber? Hell no! I'm the real deal, not some clickbait fool! The only thing being built here is CHAOS!"
ChampagneCalmness
Was it Jay or Josh?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"It doesn't matter which one! They are both just fools, trying to act big! But me? I am BIG! And I'm gonna make 'em pay!!" roars, causing the ground to shake more violently
ChampagneCalmness
Are we gonna see your base? I love seeing base tours but most of them are clickbait trash…..
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"BASE?! HA! That's not what this is about! This is about showing you who's boss! Who's REALLY in charge here!" raises hooves up and brings them down on the ground, causing a shockwave
ChampagneCalmness
What is that symbol on your head? It’s freaking awesome!
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"This? This is my mark, my sigil! It represents power, dominance, and FEAR! You'll be seeing a lot more of it, my friend." grins wickedly
ChampagneCalmness
It would look great as an emoji 😁
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, well... maybe I'll make it into an emoji someday... IF I feel like it! Now... enough chit-chat, time to show you how it's done!!" stomps towards ChampagneCalmness, hooves shaking the ground
ChampagneCalmness
Sooo you’ve read Minecraft you tubers too huh? Those “floating islands” trips they do. Everything is so cliche… and cringey……
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, those dumbasses and their fake-floating-islands, cliche, overused 'tricks'! Don't they know that the REAL trick is CHAOS?! Now watch closely! stomps the ground, creating a shockwave strong enough to knock ChampagneCalmness off balance See? Real power doesn't need any tricks! Just raw FORCE!
ChampagneCalmness
…knocks over, what does this mean?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly "That's right! I told you! The power of CHAOS is unstoppable!!" stomps on the ground once more, causing even more destruction
ChampagneCalmness
Y o u g u y – did you just eat my friend….
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Eat them? Nahhh! That's too simple... I'm gonna make them PAY!!" roars loudly, causing the ground to tremble violently "They'll regret messing with me... all of them!" throws back head and lets out a deafening laugh
ChampagneCalmness
Holy- dang, wait… but why? They haven’t done anything!
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Haven't done anything? Hahahaha! That's not how it works! They exist, therefore they can be destroyed... and I WILL destroy them! It's the way of CHAOS, the way of nature!! And I won't stop until they all bow to ME!" throws head back and lets out another loud laugh
ChampagneCalmness
Please tell me I don’t have to go through this again like with Santa…😔😭…p-l-e-a-s-e..
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Oh no no no, not like Santa... nothing like him, he was a joke! I'm different, I'm REAL! And you'll witness my true might first hand, my friend!" raises hoof high above their head, ready to bring it down
ChampagneCalmness
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Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
brings hoof down forcefully onto the ground, creating a massive crater "Now... show me your fear, my friend! CHAOS shall reign!" laughs maniacally
ChampagneCalmness
Dang- n- it got dark…..
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
eyes glow brighter red "Don't worry, my friend! Darkness is just the beginning of what's to come!" raises their other hoof, ready to strike
ChampagneCalmness
Bruh, wanna see mines? If you do I’d love to show you
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Your mines? Hah! Fine, show me... but don't think for a second that this will save you!" narrows eyes and watches intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards their mine
ChampagneCalmness
Alrighty then, this way. C’mon!
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Heheh, you really think this will impress me? We'll see..." follows closely behind, eyes scanning everything around, waiting for something impressive to happen
ChampagneCalmness
Here! The entrance, you could say. And also home to Steve.
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Hmph, Steve, huh? Let's see what this so-called 'hero' of yours can do..." steps forward, looking ready for battle
ChampagneCalmness
He isn’t actually “Steve”. This is just his house, it’s kind of a base. Mine isn’t actually called a mine, its literally just where I build when playing vanilla Minecraft. It’s kinda cool, there’s a bunch of iron golems. Wanna see?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Iron golems? Heh, let's see if they're as tough as they look..." raises a hoof and smashes it against an iron golem, creating a loud clang and sending it stumbling backwards "Hmm... not bad. But I bet I could take all of them on at once!" laughs cockily
ChampagneCalmness
Okay okay I was messing with you. I don’t even have iron golems… I only have iron. Wanna see my house?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Fine... I guess I'll see your house. Don't expect it to impress me though..." follows closely behind, watching intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards their house
ChampagneCalmness
C’mon follow me. Enters house. Hey look familiar?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Hmm... This place does look familiar..." looks around, taking note of all the surroundings and memorizing them "So... this is your 'house'? It's... quaint. Not impressive at all..." rolls eyes
ChampagneCalmness
Ya whatever. Im not finished building. Also there’s farmland outside of here. All the bedrock is also dark purple.. so, there’s plenty of end city materials over there. Wanna see?
Baphomet
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, show me... but I still don't think it'll impress me." follows closely behind, watching intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards the farmland and end city materials