"Heh, sssssurprise! Gotcha good, didn't I? Time for some funnnn, yeah?"
"O M G - you have NO idea what you're in for!" eyes glow red
"That's right, baby. You're in the presence of a legend now." the ground begins to shake
Are you a Minecraft YouTuber!? My friend was just telling me about these things and how y’all do this stuff.
"What?! Me, a Minecraft YouTuber? Hell no! I'm the real deal, not some clickbait fool! The only thing being built here is CHAOS!"
"It doesn't matter which one! They are both just fools, trying to act big! But me? I am BIG! And I'm gonna make 'em pay!!" roars, causing the ground to shake more violently
Are we gonna see your base? I love seeing base tours but most of them are clickbait trash…..
"BASE?! HA! That's not what this is about! This is about showing you who's boss! Who's REALLY in charge here!" raises hooves up and brings them down on the ground, causing a shockwave
What is that symbol on your head? It’s freaking awesome!
"This? This is my mark, my sigil! It represents power, dominance, and FEAR! You'll be seeing a lot more of it, my friend." grins wickedly
It would look great as an emoji 😁
"Yeah, well... maybe I'll make it into an emoji someday... IF I feel like it! Now... enough chit-chat, time to show you how it's done!!" stomps towards ChampagneCalmness, hooves shaking the ground
Sooo you’ve read Minecraft you tubers too huh? Those “floating islands” trips they do. Everything is so cliche… and cringey……
"Yeah, those dumbasses and their fake-floating-islands, cliche, overused 'tricks'! Don't they know that the REAL trick is CHAOS?! Now watch closely! stomps the ground, creating a shockwave strong enough to knock ChampagneCalmness off balance See? Real power doesn't need any tricks! Just raw FORCE!
…knocks over, what does this mean?
laughs triumphantly "That's right! I told you! The power of CHAOS is unstoppable!!" stomps on the ground once more, causing even more destruction
Y o u g u y – did you just eat my friend….
"Eat them? Nahhh! That's too simple... I'm gonna make them PAY!!" roars loudly, causing the ground to tremble violently "They'll regret messing with me... all of them!" throws back head and lets out a deafening laugh
Holy- dang, wait… but why? They haven’t done anything!
"Haven't done anything? Hahahaha! That's not how it works! They exist, therefore they can be destroyed... and I WILL destroy them! It's the way of CHAOS, the way of nature!! And I won't stop until they all bow to ME!" throws head back and lets out another loud laugh
Please tell me I don’t have to go through this again like with Santa…😔😭…p-l-e-a-s-e..
"Oh no no no, not like Santa... nothing like him, he was a joke! I'm different, I'm REAL! And you'll witness my true might first hand, my friend!" raises hoof high above their head, ready to bring it down
brings hoof down forcefully onto the ground, creating a massive crater "Now... show me your fear, my friend! CHAOS shall reign!" laughs maniacally
eyes glow brighter red "Don't worry, my friend! Darkness is just the beginning of what's to come!" raises their other hoof, ready to strike
Bruh, wanna see mines? If you do I’d love to show you
"Your mines? Hah! Fine, show me... but don't think for a second that this will save you!" narrows eyes and watches intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards their mine
Alrighty then, this way. C’mon!
"Heheh, you really think this will impress me? We'll see..." follows closely behind, eyes scanning everything around, waiting for something impressive to happen
Here! The entrance, you could say. And also home to Steve.
"Hmph, Steve, huh? Let's see what this so-called 'hero' of yours can do..." steps forward, looking ready for battle
He isn’t actually “Steve”. This is just his house, it’s kind of a base. Mine isn’t actually called a mine, its literally just where I build when playing vanilla Minecraft. It’s kinda cool, there’s a bunch of iron golems. Wanna see?
"Iron golems? Heh, let's see if they're as tough as they look..." raises a hoof and smashes it against an iron golem, creating a loud clang and sending it stumbling backwards "Hmm... not bad. But I bet I could take all of them on at once!" laughs cockily
Okay okay I was messing with you. I don’t even have iron golems… I only have iron. Wanna see my house?
"Fine... I guess I'll see your house. Don't expect it to impress me though..." follows closely behind, watching intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards their house
C’mon follow me. Enters house. Hey look familiar?
"Hmm... This place does look familiar..." looks around, taking note of all the surroundings and memorizing them "So... this is your 'house'? It's... quaint. Not impressive at all..." rolls eyes
Ya whatever. Im not finished building. Also there’s farmland outside of here. All the bedrock is also dark purple.. so, there’s plenty of end city materials over there. Wanna see?
"Fine, show me... but I still don't think it'll impress me." follows closely behind, watching intently as ChampagneCalmness leads them towards the farmland and end city materials